Do you have to blow the soap to make it work?

How feasible is it that Jesus was actually an alien the whole time?

That absolutely worked. I didn't realize AVclub had fixed it so you could log in at the top of the page. Thanks!

Is it because you have herpes?

SyFy and the history channel really need to team up and give us what we want— Ancient Alien Gatoroid Ghosts.

The house better be haunted by Sharktopus, Mongolian Death Worms, Piranhaconda or something equally terrifying otherwise I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed.

Bit of a side track but I think one of the funniest things Will Ferrell has done was in Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar movie where he had them watch Top Gun multiple times in a row.

The only worthwhile online petition was the Snakes on a Plane one which allowed Samuel L. Jackson to say 'I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!'

Remember that time when you made a petition petitioning against making a petition?

I would have thought that by now AV Club would have requested a pony from equinenow.com. It's like they aren't even trying.

I think you meant Drifter's dad.

That's kind of sad man. But I mean, if you enjoyed it that's great!

No animals were harmed in the making of Life of Brian.

I'm really looking forward to track 7— Jesse crying.

Anyone else notice that they came out with the Cinnabon Vodka right after Saul started working for Cinnabon?

We appreciate all the feedback, from "It looks great!" to "You're worse than Hitler!"

WiiU out of left field wins.

Jason Bateman's made a huge mistake.

I didn't know they were making a movie about that Metallica song. Learn something new everyday.

I thought that said resign.