I live in Chicago. i'm very tempted to go over to the AV Club offices and poop on their doorstep to let them know how displeased I am.

"The people who made it all happen deserve a pat on the back. They are: Shawn, Chris, Brett, Kelly, Shakir, Adam, Sean, Mike, Jenny, and Jesse. They are truly their brother's keeper."

It fucking sucks.

Yeah, this newswire is extremely harsh on The Killing, as the show stands now, which is pretty unjustified based on season 3. Pretty sure John Teti not only hasn't seen season 3, but has no idea season 3 was very good.

No. Cast Jeff Goldblum. Always cast Jeff Goldblum. Star Wars Episode VII? Jeff Goldblum.

Jesus died then came back three days later. That was a pretty good trick. Apparently he'll come again too.

I'd say start with Sonic 2. It gives you a sense of speed that Sonic 1 doesn't quite have, there's a lot more of the Sonic staples which are yet to come such as tons of loops and corkscrews, it's relatively long but not too long, you'll feel as though you've gone from an aquatic ruin to a hill top to a metropolis to…

It's okay, I'm sure studios will stop fucking around and give us the Jetpack Joyride movie we all desperately want.

http://gawker.com/5877287/m…

I wonder what it is. Whalberg doesn't masturbate apparently.

Comment made by M. Night Shyamalan

I actually feel kind of bad because I kept provoking. Sorry Chris. In general we're actually a decent group of people who have fun at each others' expense.

Chris, my initial comments have been lighthearted jokes that I don't even necessarily believe. You may not agree with them or think they are funny, but that's what they are. You can continue brewing over the fact that someone made a joke which you don't necessarily agree with, or you can move on. Whichever way, go for…

Yeah, that's true. Honestly, I don't even know if I can think of any other spy though. My mind just goes to James Bond even though he really isn't much of a spy.

Really? I think of James Bond.

I thought it was supposed to be pretty good. Or, at least, it was pretty good? I know my girlfriend used to watch it and say it was good, but I mean, she also watched Desperate Housewives and doesn't like the white stuff in an Oreo cookie so I don't know how much I should trust her.

Dude, calm down. All I did was make the 100% correct assessment that no one said "Oh boy! Kevin Smith AND Zack Snyder! This is going to be the greatest movie ever!"

Cool.

Ok, Zack, whatever you say.

You do realize the irony in speaking for me, right?