How hysterical would it be if she didn't show up because she had a heart attack and died a cold, lonely death?

As I was reading this article, I couldn't help but feel my jeans tighten. Confused, and a bit scared I looked down. To my utter surprise, I had a massive erection, harder and more furious than the likes I have seen before. What, why? I asked to myself. I am not gay in the slightest so why am I so fucking hard upon…

I don't think she was ever punched, called fat, ugly, or stupid or told to die by her family in the original run.

Johnny Depp playing a quirky guy who wears hats!? Brilliant!

Man, being a director must be so hard! *rimshot*

What the fuck did I just read?

This contest is retarded due to whoever posts closest to first typically getting infinitely more likes regardless of the quality of the caption due to commenters being lazy and not reading beyond the first page.

'This is a cool picture and all, but do you guys remember when The Simpsons mentioned The AV Club, I coined Manic Pixie Dream Girl, and was asked to write a piece for NPR?'

'This is a cool picture and all, but do you guys remember when The Simpsons mentioned The AV Club, I coined Manic Pixie Dream Girl, and was asked to write a piece for NPR?'

Teeth Like God's Shoeshine and a good deal of their work argues otherwise.

Teeth Like God's Shoeshine and a good deal of their work argues otherwise.

Nathan Rabin is seriously the worst AV Club staff member. He will not shut up about being referenced to on The Simpsons while constantly self-referencing himself.

Nathan Rabin is seriously the worst AV Club staff member. He will not shut up about being referenced to on The Simpsons while constantly self-referencing himself.

He was right ;)

He was right ;)

This is the only one to actually make me laugh.

This is the only one to actually make me laugh.

Look how he's gazing at me seductively, he KNOWS that I am sitting here, in my underwear, skipping work, with multiple tabs of porn open along with The AV Club. It's as though he's trying to say, 'you don't need to watch those 30 second teaser clips of porn babe, I've got all you need to get off right here.' And is he…

Look how he's gazing at me seductively, he KNOWS that I am sitting here, in my underwear, skipping work, with multiple tabs of porn open along with The AV Club. It's as though he's trying to say, 'you don't need to watch those 30 second teaser clips of porn babe, I've got all you need to get off right here.' And is he…

I really, really love Cloud Nothings. Not just Attack on Memory, I've listened to their self-titled close to 200 times according to iTunes.