They're going to need a new title, because if you're talking about a movie called "Rocketman", you're forcing me to remember this happened.

My heart sank hearing the name "Jim Blutarsky".

I came to the conclusion as soon as Jason didn't turn during the full moon that the entire scenario was kind of a fake-out for people who've read the books (or in my case, have read all the plots on Wikipedia); sort of a way to say, "The writers of TV's 'True Blood' reserve the right to go off the beaten path anytime…

I love you for using the phrase "heel turn".

Oh, AV Club. You never miss an opportunity to praise someone for months/years at a time and then out of the clear blue sky decide to start pretentiously mocking them for some asinine reason or another.

Not remotely what I was implying, but my apologies all the same.

I feel you, Kurt; although I did rather dig this one, just to say.

Bear in mind, his name isn't Russell T Davies. As such, he doesn't think that killing (or mind-raping; SEE: Donna Noble) every ancillary character under the sun = clever writing. Death became such a cheap trick under RTD. For Moff (with the exception of Rory's Kenny-like penchant for demise), death is not something to…

"Well, I have known several companions in all my years, and I believe the problem not to be with them, but rather with the young people of today."

I must reiterate…

Meanwhile…
…I'm still just waiting for this masterpiece to drop.

Have you heard?
There's a rumor in St. Petersburg!

Hear, hear!

Alls I'm Sayin'…
…Joel McHale.

Educate yourself.

Suppose I'll go ahead and get this one out of the way.
Jilly Kitzinger is a tampon.

Man Eating Reuben Sandwich While Talking on Cell Phone: Eddie Pepitone

Respectfully (although I do feel this should be a given), here's why the hell not.

Indeed, sir. I do apologize. I did not intend to offend. (Unintentional rhyme.)

Okay…
"And while we're at it, I'd like to request an episode with Muppets. Because what the hell, right?"