Hey, so does mine!

Yeah… I like the idea of a Ginger Ash.

That's Zoidberg!

Ugh, I shouldn't have sipped coffee before reading that. Hot, burning liquid everywhere.

Yeah, I netflixed this show a few weeks ago and now all caught up, except the first third of this season. Now, I have my dad watching them with me. He actually voted for that than watching The Thing prequel, which is not to say that he's a big sci-fi/horror fan, just not a teen vampire show fan. Crazy world we're…

I'll tell you what hap-

Okay, I'm either subconsciously wired to disagree with everything Will Harris writes or I'm defective and don't know good television if it came up and bit me on the ass end. I rather liked the first weeks of the show. The present time stuff- ehhh with a side of amicable interest, but the flashbacks to the Alcatraz…

I hereby nominate Christina Hendricks… But I always nominate her. Which sounds vaguely dirty.

Fuck Skip Bayless. The only thing that would be worse would be Troy Aikman and Joe Buck doing At The Movies… Which would just piss me off beyond calculating.

@avclub-f7c4382ef2abd84bbe5297f34f5e3ae4:disqus  Thank you!

The closed captions for that episode spelled it as Guy-les. I laughed.

He was a band teacher in high school. What other reasonable aspirations did/could he have? We should all be so lucky. At least it wasn't a Seinfeld plot point.

That's not better, And stop calling me Shirley.

Surely, you mean the cabin?

Ugh, you're the worst.

I'm more of a "EUREKA!" guy.

Zing!

Holy shit. It's 1:23 in the am and I'm reading the quotes to it on IMDB and I'm laughing my ass off. How did this one get by me?

And on the day we saw randomness redefined, we sat in awe and watched.

And I'll join him.