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I have to agree with @avclub-ea93d61158b479315c8e0d4cd003ec35:disqus . Illyria was an amazing addition to the cast and universe. The sight of a Lovecraftian Old One sealed up behind the beautiful shell of Winifred Burkle, all blue and made to strut in that ridiculously skintight leather get-up, was something to behold

Those people need to get kicked in the balls by the undead corpse of George Orwell.

No, I was the one who hasn't seen Night of the Hunter. And who still hasn't managed to catch it.

Gasp. I forgot about the bullwhip. Yeah, the writers failed us on that one.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  How anyone could compare Wash to Andrew, or an abhorrent combination of Jerry Lewis and Woody Allen that will haunt my dreams for weeks, is beyond me. What's the similar traits they have? They're… funny? They do have blondish hair. But no, Wash is awesome. Can you at

Really?

It's funny, I always kinda wondered the same thing. Why is everyone falling head over heels for this chick, she's not pretty at all. And now, I'm actually starting to be attracted to Torres. I blame my getting older. My tastes in women have actually managed to change from 14 to 23. Who'da thunk it?

Like Billy. Caleb and Billy would've made a great evil misogynist tag team. I smell fanfic… If only I wrote fanfic.

Weird fever dreams are preferable to the truth. Endure it.

The first time I saw the Fillion was Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place. And then Saving Private Ryan. So two works of comedy and then onward into his Whedon years… I'm sorry you're deprived of the works of a great actor but I understand. My first Kevin Spacey film was Se7en. Oy gevalt.

I found it humorous.

I've been wondering the same.

Totally. Spike and Faith should've boinked, for our sakes if not theirs.

Yeah, one of the first things you have said that I have to completely disagree with. Wash was a lone shining beacon of light and pure hilarity in Firefly/Serenity in a trove of dark, conflicted people. I gasped and 'WTF'd at my TV screen when that spear went through the windshield. I only had a mild 'whoa, dude' when

Yeah, after rewatching the entire series recently, I expected to have much more fun watching the Beast/Angelus/Faith arc than the Jasmine arc. The Beast was one of the few demons in either series that truly gave me the creeps and I always love to see Angelus. And add Faith to the mix, with hotness and badassery at an

His scream was what sold it. That was a scream made from an utterly torturous pain and I remember my mom groaned when we all watched it for the first time. The scream, and that image of blood pouring around his gaping mouth, made that wounding much more painful to watch, and by extension deal with, than any death in

The Alliance, with ties with the for-centuries-now defunct Initiative, clones their next Operative out of the blood they got from an ancient Slayer weapon, the scythe… The Operative's name, the one that's coming for Capt. Reynolds of the Firefly-class spaceship 'Serenity' and his dastardly crew… is Father Caleb… DUN

I heard that The First would've been haunting them as Xander for those last few episodes, which I would've been totally up for. When he was evil vamp Xander, Brendon knocked it out of the park. I always wanted to see more range from him and it wasn't as if he was incapable of it. I liked dramatic Xander as much as

I have yet to see Bad News Bears but if they hate there is rampant Yankees hate, it's a damn good flick and I heartily support it.

I watched The Sandlot when I was a kid due to my fathers love of baseball and his waxing on and on about it through his nostalgia goggles, to steal a phrase. I only liked it then but now, whenever I catch it on ABC Family or whatever, I end up watching it and loving it much more, remembering my days of playing