ahem…

"some savvy intern…"

Nah, I was just joking around.

My powers of deduction lead me to believe that it has something to do with Bro Rape™.

Yep, I was already pretty sure O'Neal wrote this one:

Hey, we can still down-vote Sluggo!

Hey, we can down-vote Sluggo!

This is a Test of the Disqus Down-Voting System. This is Only a Test:

This is a Test of the Disqus Down-Voting System. This is Only a Test:

Don't worry…
 
 
You're probably just retarded.

Olivia Dunham, Fringe

@disqus_5iPX2cyzfR:disqus - Goddamn it, why did you have to be so fucking reasonable when you finally break character?

@disqus_5iPX2cyzfR:disqus - Dude, you're just endlessly regurgitating catch phrases you didn't write like an autistic parrot. It's fucking tedious.

So can't wait to downvote you…

"I'm gonna crack his big fucking nose."

Louis CK

Jim Gaffigan

Patton Oswalt

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