Word salad.

The cameos will be like Clue:

This is officially the comment of the day.

Zombie Jesus?

Eh, she seems like a dead ringer for her at her "crazy eyes" stage:

Can't wait 'til this gets the "This Ain't The Resurrection" treatment.

Evangeline Lily's finally gone full blown elf…

"Listen to North Carolina folk rock band Flagship's forthcoming debut LP"

I can't believe my middle school gym teacher is on the A.V. Club.

[fap fap fap…]

"Your Mom!!!"

I know, right??? What are we supposed to jerk off to now?

We can only hope that this is a Donnie Brasco type situation, where Al Jean thinks he's the one doin' the whackin', but the second he turns his back to the rest of the writer's room…
 
 
BLAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Alec Baldwin seems to vacillate between anger and geniality with unprecedented vigor and speed…"

Wow, this looks……

You didn't hear? The script leaked.
 
 
Walt breaks into Los Alamos and nukes Albuquerque.

Oh, you poor bastard…

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I no longer despise The Big Bang Theory, because if it wasn't for this show then these wouldn't exist:

http://i.imgur.com/wSa2Z.jpg