Hey, A.A.,

Lefty needs a heaping helping of Vincent D'Onofrio, and Righty needs just a pinch of Bin Laden.

Are you accusing Lily Collins of being a Susseudo-Actress?

Oh, we'll find a way.

"Due to gross overuse, your Horatio Caine meme privileges have been officially revoked."

*BARITONE FARTS*
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[checks underwear]
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[quickly walks cross-legged to nearest exit]

Whoever greenlighted this should get de-boned (see cannibal vernacular)

*MEDIUM FARTS*

More like… A.A. Dudd!!!

Russell Simmons' The Buttwhore

That joke was scro dumb.

Eh… I don't know, Sharknado and Dinocroc VS Supergator sound a lot more catchy. This is on SyFy, right?

sigh… Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. You could have been so much more.

Anyone know if that Untouchables show was any good. I remember watching bits of it when I was a kid and vaguely remember liking it, but I wonder if it would hold up at all? The clip isn't too promising.

"HELLO, WHORE."

@avclub-f0c28c550d55c407a393cd97dc40e763:disqus - I don't want to get too carried away because I feel like I'm giving somebody an eating disorder with each keystroke, but I'm definitely not the only one who thinks she's a strange looking beautiful girl. I probably spend way too much time staring at her, but to me the…

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I can offer no defense for my lecherous and sexist objectification, so I'll just try and class things up slightly by saying that she truly is the Picasso of beautiful women - it makes no sense, and yet it so, so does.

This could end up being pretty persuasive… Because of the implication.

Is Emily Ratajmgwq#ers!jkl^fjvlfc)as&dfkjasd;f involved?