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NO CUNT LEAVES 'TIL WE FIND THE CUNT THAT DIDN'T LIKE IT!!!

Senor Spielbergo, sit down please…

Where's Blue Jay Leno when you need him?:

My sentiments exactly, with the minor addendum that the evening's festivities culminate in a massive roof collapse.

Well, black… ish.

The A.V. Club: What’s it like to be Anthony Jeselnik right now?
Anthony Jeselnik: Rape rape rape rape, rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape. Rape, rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape. Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape… Rape!

The A.V. Club:
Anthony Jeselnik on why he hates “Black…S…”

@avclub-b136ab17364847c282236a179f496f54:disqus - Now do Octopussy!!!

No, Trent Reznor liked it too:

"Can't rape to it."
- Anthony Jeselnik

Because George Clooney actually is a MILLIONAIRE playboy with a secret life…

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In fairness to him, the skinhead look doesn't win you a lot of friends downtown.

You can fap if you want to,
You can leave your sperms behind,
Cuz if you don't fap,
to that fat southern tramp,
then you ain't no friend of mine.

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Frank Sinatra or Sex Pistols???

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus - That's funny, I just started Season 6 of the X-Files last week, too (cue eerie x-files score), and I basically agree with you.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus - I didn't flag Gentle Herpes, and maybe this particular comment shouldn't have been flagged, but he certainly had it coming.

@avclub-30016cd5b9045be8de99ad5f1cbfd9af:disqus   - The first season of The Sopranos is a bit rough around the edges, and maybe starts a bit slow.