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Mr.ImMyOwnGrandfather
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You know that point you reach when you hear a joke and it's funny at first, then everybody starts doing it and it gets beaten to death, but if you stick with it long enough it comes all the way around and starts to be funny again? I think we've just reached that point.

@avclub-5bc6960dad8ab0694bb4d6ff884b0c1e:disqus And yet none of his characters in his most recent work uttered a single, "Bite my bag" or, "Fuck me Freddy" …. for shame.

That part is okay, but she goes through quite the character change when Dan trades her to the True Knot for their Machoke.

The real plot hole: Did they ever save the Rec Center?

Sure, it's B-Boys to the early morn, but the B-Girls are hardly rockin' on and on: F

Sweet.

That's okay, I'm not even sure who I am anymore. I mean, I went back into the past and killed my grandfather. But if I'm still alive… that must mean… that waitress at the diner wasn't really my grandma! I'm going out now! I'll see you guys later!

Goodbye cruel world! Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

Second.

Still not sold. Sure, it could be a Tonya Harding thing, but then again Tonya Harding wasn't a tap dancer. I guess what I'm saying is that either side could be right and we should have to teach the controversy.

@avclub-3b71ecfebcc554985c2b907a22ded1a1:disqus [Not trying to be sarcastic, trying to ask a relatively serious question.] 
Does ripping on NJ still really bother New Jerseyans? It seems like X number of seasons of The Jersey Shore would have gotten people used to jokes about the state, while the positive image

I hate to say it, but when one-joke characters like Randy start getting more and more screen time (quick, we need a random gay guy!), it's time to start looking for the exit.

That hits me as especially strange as HJB is unmistakable in every role he does. You can hear a character's voice and know instantly that it is him, but no two characters sound alike.

"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
-Ben Linus was killed on the way back to his home planet.

@avclub-88347d56a11375b305e0a55466261c82:disqus I would actually like to make that a thing in society. Michael K Williams walks into a room (or out onto the street, or wherever) and somebody yells, "Omar coming!" And everybody just drops what they are doing and runs.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus "Ugh. Fine. I'll just stop reading articles that refer to Germany or Japan, then, since beating a dead horse isn't really productive."

@avclub-b476828992f393a09339cf6270d30aa8:disqus I'm pretty sure in Hawaii they just call them, "shirts."

Is it weird that I'm now "liking" @avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus 's posts out of reflex? Granted, he* makes a good point, but I'm not even reading them first anymore.

You could say it's his bread and butter… and butter and more butter.