Excuse me for a moment:

Zing!

Um excuse me, but only us Catholics know that salvation can only be attained from drinking blood (and eating the body of our messiah, but that's beside the point).

I GET IT!

This episode brought to you by the number 1, 8, and 7!

"My Year of Fists" -Fist, Failure, or secret success?

@avclub-ec26fc2eb2b75aece19c70392dc744c2:disqus Meh, New-school martial arts movies can't hold up to the classics, like Fists of Fury , starring Mr. Bruce Lee.

@avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus The ultimate lesson I took away from The Giving Tree: No matter how much you give to somebody, they will always leave you and stomp on your heart (but not before taking everything you've got to give).

(Singing) Those were a few of my fa-vo-rite things!

Second.

@avclub-793e947eae91188030ba41cff6a5c55c:disqus The most amazing part of the interviews to me is that his guests know he's joking, but they still take him seriously. Even the AV Club's own Dan Savage gets flustered http://www.colbertnation.co…

@Santos:disqus Ugh, they keep telling me the same thing at the women's shelter where I volunteer.

Bawk! Bawk!

But think about all the awesome movie ideas they'll have for him!

No they are NOT robots*

@avclub-c01431c2e06ee8eaf5de2e9c9e05b9b8:disqus Wait, is a Rusty Cowboy better or worse than a Rusty Venture?

@avclub-a883fabbbec60032a0c7359a7351c122:disqus No, Stannis definitely doesn't strike me as a zealot, but then again, I never categorized him that way (I said fundamentalist extremist).To a zealot, practicing and promoting the faith is everything. To a fundamentalist extremist like Stannis however, religion is a means…

It's just setting of the big surprise two seasons from now with the return of Robb, Cat, AND MERLE!

@avclub-c90d24f7f3c3bf0291a60677aab4c3c6:disqus You've hit the nail on the head re: the Stannis / fundamentalist comparison, but I think the root of the matter takes your reasoning one degree deeper:

MAJOR BOOK / PLOT SPOILERS, AVOID IF YOU HAVEN'T READ