My new indie rock band: Emo Olive Oyl
First single: Pussy-hypno'd

@avclub-6aea902f69bd95b8c8c4b81a338b5ec3:disqus "After all, what's the point of trying to establish civilization if your kids grow up to be gun-toting sociopaths?"

Nobody who speaks German could be evil!

How to ruin Hell: Put Andrea in charge of the decision-making.

@avclub-2d0cca95ad6a2061d208d765e79af478:disqus Second.

@avclub-bf035fe908df8e23597b6bc1d8503fb6:disqus She started singing that song started back when I was eight years old.

You'll also notice that Andrea never even asked about T-Dog. Carol had to keep bringing him up. Psycho trying to kill Rick? Rick's bitchy wife? Well, at least we only lost two….

Yeah, but I can only get so erect.

@avclub-39717cca2267328b0d16d40c720dfd6c:disqus Phrasing! BOOM!

Worst. Haiku. Ever.

Did somebody say long-lost triplets?

But how will you integrate Dawes, CancerAids, and…

*smell fart*

*Plays piano ragtime riff*

You'd be directing the next Star Wars movies!

Have it star Donald Trump or one of the Kardashian herd and you've got yourself a deal!

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus Be honest: Are you me from the future? Because I'm like, 90% of where you say you've been at right now (on enough antidepressants to kill most large mammals, still clinging to the shred of a hope that I might someday make a difference, etc) the only difference being I…

Oh that is just classic him!

I am Jack's raging bile duct.

@avclub-cec8c70309e4d41583748680d75b86bb:disqus First off, the politically correct term is, "Walker." "Zombie" is an antiquated term that draws to mind derogatory stereotypes of Reanimated Post-life Americans. Second, the Introduction of Reanimated Post-life Americans into society (what some still call the…