@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus Because I hate you all almost as much as I hate myself.

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus Because I hate you all almost as much as I hate myself.

I hate to win an argument this way, but you're all wrong. I present to you Kid Rock's worst song ever. A song so bad that a Limp Bizkit cover might actually make it better. A song that inspired the term, "CancerAids" and is the only known cause of Adult Onset Birth Defects. A song that makes people with hearing envy…

I hate to win an argument this way, but you're all wrong. I present to you Kid Rock's worst song ever. A song so bad that a Limp Bizkit cover might actually make it better. A song that inspired the term, "CancerAids" and is the only known cause of Adult Onset Birth Defects. A song that makes people with hearing envy…

But she's still naked, right?

But she's still naked, right?

AND a latino guy? I think not.  *Machete to the head.

AND a latino guy? I think not.  *Machete to the head.

(a.1.) Knowing where the hell her kid is. If only she could lose the baby that easily.

(a.1.) Knowing where the hell her kid is. If only she could lose the baby that easily.

@avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus I GET IT!

@avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus I GET IT!

Agreed. But will it be a heroic, "You get out of here, I'll buy you time to escape!" death or an, "AWW HELL NO!" death?

Agreed. But will it be a heroic, "You get out of here, I'll buy you time to escape!" death or an, "AWW HELL NO!" death?

@avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus Are you sure? I watched the entire episode and the guy didn't break out one impromptu hat dance, nor did he require a siesta.

@avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus Are you sure? I watched the entire episode and the guy didn't break out one impromptu hat dance, nor did he require a siesta.

@avclub-61e126cb1e393516c5219c16bbe753cb:disqus Drop what you are doing and go see the movie Spaceballs. NOW.

@avclub-61e126cb1e393516c5219c16bbe753cb:disqus Drop what you are doing and go see the movie Spaceballs. NOW.

We get it. You don't have to be so cone-descending.

We get it. You don't have to be so cone-descending.