With any luck she's already booked in a reality show based on The Taming of the Shrew.

With any luck she's already booked in a reality show based on The Taming of the Shrew.

What fools the producers be!

What fools the producers be!

National Ball-slapper's Association?

National Ball-slapper's Association?

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus Two things I think we all could use a little more of in life.

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus Two things I think we all could use a little more of in life.

I now feel less sad about this. Thank you.

I get called a "flag" a lot minus the "l"

I get called a "flag" a lot minus the "l"

Sorry, but that joke just doesn't hold water. It does, however, hold a surprising amount of whiskey.

Sorry, but that joke just doesn't hold water. It does, however, hold a surprising amount of whiskey.

Some might say this calls for further reflection, but I just can't see it.

Some might say this calls for further reflection, but I just can't see it.

The Popephone is a waste of time. Just use the Pope Signal.

The Popephone is a waste of time. Just use the Pope Signal.

@avclub-d783823cc6284b929c2cd8df2167d212:disqus I'm 1/64th Cherokee!

@avclub-d783823cc6284b929c2cd8df2167d212:disqus I'm 1/64th Cherokee!

I hear he'll be performing at the local homeless shelter in the not too distant future.