And now, I know more about duck vaginas than I ever would have cared to know.

Don't feel too bad PS. We had a good 4 minute run.

Don't feel too bad PS. We had a good 4 minute run.

Agreed with @avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus, but for a while there, you were in an determined area in which you were not safe. A sort of zone, if you will, where the possibility of harm is ever present. I'm trying to think up a name for this finite space of continuous peril, but so far have no luck.…

Agreed with @avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus, but for a while there, you were in an determined area in which you were not safe. A sort of zone, if you will, where the possibility of harm is ever present. I'm trying to think up a name for this finite space of continuous peril, but so far have no luck.…

I my not have liked Ben Folds Fan's original post, but I never would have wanted him to be devoured by rabid woodchucks.

I my not have liked Ben Folds Fan's original post, but I never would have wanted him to be devoured by rabid woodchucks.

Ironically, day 1 of shooting is going to be Von Trier flying Beef out to the set and sticking a finger up his ass.

Ironically, day 1 of shooting is going to be Von Trier flying Beef out to the set and sticking a finger up his ass.

Do I detect a note of sarcasm?

Do I detect a note of sarcasm?

@avclub-eb573591cef285c12701571987b08381:disqus All while I / verb / the / adjective / /noun /.

@avclub-eb573591cef285c12701571987b08381:disqus All while I / verb / the / adjective / /noun /.

And how the HELL is he supposed to get on the internet?

And how the HELL is he supposed to get on the internet?

Shit. YOUR mother, I meant YOUR mother. Not Mother of course…. not her…not ever…why would I even possibly want to…?… I mean… youknowwhatimean…

Shit. YOUR mother, I meant YOUR mother. Not Mother of course…. not her…not ever…why would I even possibly want to…?… I mean… youknowwhatimean…

…or put Mother in a home…

…or put Mother in a home…

Hoosier's Waiterss, you are my hero and the world is a better place with you in it. Thank you.