@avclub-d009e8b6ce98ad61a7b7a69cd1ad10d9:disqus Come here boy! What did you write there? "A Farewell to Paws," "For Whom the Ball Rolls," and, "The Old Man and the Puppy?" That's terrible. Get out and don't come back until you've got something better! *Dog lowers head in shame, slinks away.