Ned, there's an oil stain in the parking lot that looks just like St. Barnabas. .

Ooooh, my! I haven't seen an American die like that since A-buru-ham Rin-coln!

Ooooh, my! I haven't seen an American die like that since A-buru-ham Rin-coln!

dammit guys, learn to write http://englishplus.com/gram…

dammit guys, learn to write http://englishplus.com/gram…

Yep, I did. Didn't really get it the first time.

Yep, I did. Didn't really get it the first time.

apparently you're not a golfer.

apparently you're not a golfer.

Gilmore Girls was nothing BUT extraneous characters, but if you're going to single one out for being useless after a certain point, I'd say Lane

Gilmore Girls was nothing BUT extraneous characters, but if you're going to single one out for being useless after a certain point, I'd say Lane

Internet Rule #34. "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Internet Rule #34. "If it exists, there is porn of it."

A SHARK ATE ME! A MOTHERFUCKIN SHARK DRINK BITCHES!!!

I'm wishing cancah upon you!
Cancah!?
That's right! I'm trying to give you cancah with my mind!

I'm wishing cancah upon you!
Cancah!?
That's right! I'm trying to give you cancah with my mind!

THAT'S THE JOKE

THAT'S THE JOKE

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KAISHA PLAN