Because we all need a 48th way to watch Netflix.

It's the convergence of the two most hated things in America.

I love a good black cold brew on nitro. It's like a non-alcoholic stout you can drink in the morning with no shame.

I don't think you're actually Brad Pitt, are you?

We had a Rhode Scholar at the helm?

Uh, yeah he has. Saying we'll take care of it ourselves, claiming war ships were en route. Then spending 10 minutes with China and realizing "oh shit, this is what I signed up for?" And I'll repeat, he has no clue what he's doing. That's what is terrifying. Even i I didn't agree with former administrations policies on…

It would be spun as an Un-American loyalty test designed by those brainwashed elitist liberals that went to (gag) college (gag).

He's actively making it worse. He's not some innocent bystander. He also has no fucking clue what he's doing or how anything works in the world. That's why he's getting shit on. He's going to get us all nuked because of his stupidity.

Can't it just start with said President?

I've told this story here before, but one of the more embarrassing interactions in my life was while waiting outside of the SF venue Bimbo's 365 for a late batch of day of New Pornographers tickets to go on sale, and two kindly old women walked by, looked at the venue and marquee, and asked why I was waiting in line…

Is it a hate website or a fake website? And the Audio Video Club is a very specific reference to a group that likely wanted no part of you in high school. In summation, your entire comment is generic fake hatred.

And an evening with Lea Thompson, showing Back to the Future!

Probably 50% of the time when I click on my notifications it just takes me to the same, already read, notification from maybe a month ago. Another 30% of the time it opens up a new tab directly in Disqus.

That sounds perfect for animation work.

DC Job Alert
I know we have more than a few amazing DC folks here, who probably know plenty of amazing folks in need of employment.

Just start a conversation about literally anything. Weekend plans, her cute new shoes, that crazy project you just got assigned. It will start off with boring, meaningless small talk, but just getting into the habit of stopping in the hall to chat for 2 min will get you on the radar. If there's any there there, the…

I refuse to see a movie without assigned seats. I live in Orlando and the theater nearest me is in a major tourist area. Without showing up an hour early it's impossible to get a usable seat if it's unassigned.

This is my mother. She was always slightly left leaning, but hardly overtly political, and never at all informed. After a divorce from her second husband she kind of lost it, and somehow decided she was a expert on the world based on the Infowars links some asshole coworker had introduced her to. It's hard enough to…

To the jelly bean store, Juggalos!

You don't need to watch anything ever. Or do you only watch media when assigned to you?