Clint Black? Who the fuck cares about him in 2017?

As a Trump suppprter, I doubt you've seen much of the world to know that.

Are you implying he has any sort of stature or position he needs to go from? He's just a sad old man that is upset his glory days are over.

How did they manage to turn this into a political story?! It's just a famous musical figure dedending a hated politician. How is that political AV Club?!

Hm, I don't know. Let's give that guillotine thing a chance before writing the whole thing off.

Old props from Biff's museum in Back to the Future II.

As a Bears fan, I can tell you it really isn't that hard to keep failing year after year.

The bigger issue will be why will all of the now super rich coal miners choose to spend all of their vacation days and dollars to go to a cesspool like New York, when they could instead go to the hot springs of Arkansas, or, if they're lucky, Branson, MO.

There are some other white people in the area we disagree with and feel are superior to.

If it was that easy it would be done. Trump isn't in anyone's way, he's just standing there looking like an idiot.

The second he can figure out how to quit without looking like a weak little bitch he'll be on Twitter announcing it. If he can make it look like the mean old elites pushed him out, and he heroically did all he could to save our great nation, then spend the rest of his life getting cheered on by 10,000 morons at a…

The more I think about it, the more I think your senator would be the best choice in 2020.

I never heard it called tavern style either, but Chicago thin crust is just divine, and it's a god damn shame no one outside of Chicago associates the style with the city

I had to move to first name because it was driving me nuts having Ben Folds Five and Ben Folds nowhere near each other.

No, the destroyers of the universe that spun us into the living hell we're now stuck in Chicago Cubs.

I can tell you it was really weird to be a Sox fan. Part of being a Cubs fan was always believing, beyond all reasonable logic, that one day you would see the curse end. Sox fans never pretended that our drought ever mattered and ever would end. We were the second team in the second city, and it was absolutely part of…

I believe his full time gig is water ski instructor in the Bahamas, and only does the surfing gig on Long Island during the off season.

Haha, stupid broads, going through natural changes, amiright brah?! High five!

And he's blaming his son-in-law being on vacation as one of the issues. His son in law who doesn't have any real official position, besides being Trump's close adviser based solely on their identical taste in woman.

That would have been the lone bright spot if they did pass the bill, them having to deal with the fall out. But now, they still deal with the fallout of spending 7 years campaigning against Obamacare, finally getting all of the power, and outing themselves as having no fucking clue. With the added bonus of not taking…