I'm not sure you know what unhinged means. Or hysteria. Or hilarious.

I live in Orlando, so I don't want to take away anything from the amazing way the entire community came together after the attack. But that decision was made by the local manager and staff, and had nothing to do with corporate.

If baseball wants a younger generation to be more interested in its sport, starting their playoff games before 8:30p Eastern would be a good step. I used to watch every playoff series when I was younger, but now games are ending well past midnight. Unless you're watching your local team break a centuries old curse, no…

The best part of soccer is the limited stoppage of play. The worst part is everything else.

It's more of a sign that the guy behind him sucks. And I enjoy that aspect of it.

At least Maher didn't try to shoehorn a Saved by the Bell reunion skit into his show.

Because until they interview him it's not remotely the same thing.

I liked Season 1, and am desperately in love with Season 2. I'm really sad to leave the 70s for Season 3.

I was forced to steal magazines from Walden Books to feed my pre-teen addiction, then awkwardly cover my bags on the ride home, as I was sure my parents knew exactly what I had done. Then Walden went out of business, and I was sure it was my fault.

I hate children. Or at least the randos you see in public, crying and being little assholes. But in all likelihood, you'll fall for this one. They'll love you, and want you to hold them, and call you uncle, and want to show things off to you, and while you'll still hate all the other asshole kids, you'll make an…

Only if they're stacked anime babes.

"Whites Only. Oh, god, lighten up, it's a joke! Free Speech! But seriously, whites only."

And then when everything isn't fully back on track in 2 years, voting republicans back into office.

Wait, being anti-fascist makes me an elitist now?

Sure, the media could always do better. But I'm sick of placing all of the blame on them, and letting the idiot electorate off the hook. The facts were out there, they ignored them.

I'll finally be able to find some good dim sum in my town!

Show your work for step one. Disliking a mainstream candidate does not mean that anyone with an opposing view is discredited.

It helped that most of the world united against him. Now everyone is lining up to get their own dictator.

It's not like they stopped investigative journalism. Enjoy the small things that we get, because there aren't many.

That's what bothers me the most. Even if you ignore all morals and compassion for humanity, and look at it purely from a business perspective, ignoring global warming is such a fucking terrible idea. Like, you can make a billion dollars per year for the next 20 years, then die. Or, you can make half a billion dollars…