Interestingly, that's also Trump's strategy for signing the orders Bannon puts in front of him.

This is not Biden's week. First Obama ditches him for some dreamy Brit, and now we're taking away his title of greatest Onion character of all time.

The only people that say Oliver "destroyed" anyone are the people that complain about everyone saying Oliver destroyed someone. It's not a real thing, yet every god. damn. article about him someone has to complain about the non-existent headline.

I sometimes forget that Maslaney plays Alison, for some reason. Not all of the clones, mind you, but specifically Alison. And anytime I see her and Donny together, I have a brief "aw, they should be on screen together more!" thought followed by a "jesus christ, you fucking moron" thought.

The way to get them out of office is to not vote for them. The problem is that everyone hates "Congress" but, for the most part, loves their own congressmen. It's all of those other bums that won't let our guy do the work! If they suck, vote them out. But all term limits in congress would do is drastically increase…

If Romney had the last four years that Obama had, he would have sailed to reelection in 2016 for his economic powerhouse.

The accounts definitely moved, right? I know they were in that general area behind Pam at least in Season 2, but they 100% were in the far corner later on? Or am I showing signs of being from another Universe?

We sexualize female singers when they are 16 years old, and put them in a pressure cooker with high paid men who's job is to hang out with them all day. It may be evil, but I don't see any signs of Satan when they lose it.

I'm not of the opinion that we should ignore the insane ramblings of someone that has a direct line to our President. His (absolutely batshit bonkers) beliefs should be public knowledge.

If singers are using their music to recruit for Satan's army, they're doing a terrible fucking job of it. Do you have any reason to believe that attendance numbers are skyrocketing at the Church of Satan? The sorts of Christians that see Satanism behind anything remotely fun are going to be offended by everything no…

*But in cases of a tie, go with the white one.

But I wouldn't have put it past the GOP to run a Weekend at Bernie's style third Presidential run for Reagan.

Holy shit. He has a point of view, and makes a coherent, well articulated presentation in support of it. There were no wild tangents, no repetitions of the same word 100 times. Just several minutes of an argument presented in a logical order. Who is that mysterious stranger?!

This didn't occur in a vacuum. It occurred in a reality where Trump has mandated that WH staff who are women must "dress like women." It occurred in a reality where Trump forced Spicer out on day one to make claims that Spicer knew were untrue, did his best to be a good soldier, and he was still crucified for his boss…

I sort of get that, but Bravo and E! air nothing but shows about the exact same sort of person. Maybe I'm being naive, but I don't expect one of the Kardashian husbands to ever make a serious political run. Lots of people try to create a personal brand, but somehow, against all odds, he succeeded. I guess he was just…

I've been wondering lately how in the hell Trump was ever able to succeed at anything. And I know that he doesn't really succeed in business, but that's kind of my point. He is a failure at almost everything he has done, and yet, still was able to project the image (pre-political career) as being the personification…

I don't think he's ever figured out anything.

I think she was there to cause this exact reaction.

No! We will not allow our side to be succumb by terrible, unreadable portmanteaus! We are the side of decency, dammit!

There is. Not mentioned Jews at all is not that way.