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Wait…foul mouthed? I thought we were PC thugs stiffling free speech. Pick a lane snowflake.

Benghaz-pee

Berenstain Bares, obviously.

They've always been the Slits to me, which proves I come from another dimension.

"Fine, I'll have the baby, but can I maybe have some healthcare coverage to help pay for the delivery?"
"What?! Burn in hell you government leech!!"

FAMOUS LADY: Hey, guys, that was really uncalled for I think. Let's try to be nice to everyone.
HALF OF AMERICA: Stop talking about politics, elitist bitch!

100% correct. That's why there were so many black presidents before him. For far too long being black has been the only way to prosper in our society.

It really won't be that long until the headlines are "Trump Buys All Media, Finally Makes them Not Losers, Also has Huge Hands," so just hold tight for a little bit.

Don't worry, for the next four years the president will loudly subvert them.

I've often wondered that if I could go back in time, knowing what I know now, if I'd work to get Mitt elected. Which is absurd, because if I had the power to go back in time I'd kill baby Trump.

Followed immediately by the Breitbart headline:

It's really, really hard to not get re-elected once you're president. It's not enough for people to hate you and want to vote against you. You need to have a valid alternative for people to vote for. Looking at the Dems bench and understanding it's going to take longer than 4 years for most Trump voters to realize

You're giving them far too much credit if you think it's used as a metaphor. They think liberal men are so weak, with their empathy for minorities and want for gun control, that they couldn't ever satisfy a woman, literally.

I just want to buy them a thesaurus. There have to be more insults in the world than cuck, SJW, snowflake, and libtard, right? Every time they learn a new word it's almost literally all they can say for weeks.

That only happens if you are stressed out from, like, actually caring, and participating and working 21 hours a day. I don't see any of that happening. This son of a bitch is going to live to 100.

He did appoint an AG that said the only issue he has with the KKK is that they smoke weed, so yeah, that sounds like it's up there on his agenda.

Sad!

No.

It looks like you're starting to run out of words. Maybe you can borrow some from Trump's collection. He has the best.

Umm…forcing private companies to open businesses against their will doesn't seem very democratic or capitalistic.