For all the shit 2016 rightfully gets, at least it can say its President is Obama.

Uhh…because the President-elect is about 100 times worse? You can be critical of Dems and work to correct their sins, while realizing that our new reality is about to get a while lot more frightening.

I live in Orlando and can testify that I do in fact love it.

We can either cover ourselves in a warm blanket of Chris Pratt anecdotes, or we can keep close tabs on Donald Trump and get jealous of all of the celebrities that died in 2016. Your choice.

We're mad at Kanye over this, not Trump.

Or white enough.

It sort of makes sense in that so much of Kanye's personal life is a direct response to Jay-Z, but Kanye always fucks up the execution. Jay-Z gets international superstar and icon Beyonce? Kanye gets…a Kardashian. Jay-Z becomes BFF with the coolest leader on the planet? Kanye gets stuck with Trump.

As a White Sox fan, this is a super easy choice!

One that has proud ties to Russia certainly will. At least the ones that act like national security guardians.

Ignored? Have you not been on any liberal website…ever?

And he'd be Trump's most qualified appointment.

Trump is using Tillerson to make the GOP his bitch. He picked him specifically to piss off the GOP establishment, betting that even after all of their hemming and hawing they'll bend over backwards for him. And I'm betting he's right. Once he can cram this disaster of a pick through, he'll have a free pass to do…

Democrats in general are awesome at forgetting about elections that aren't Presidential. What I do think is new in the Bernie set is the demand that the President be the start of their cultural revolution, rather than the culmination of decades of work.

The good news is most of Europe doesn't have any superior ground to stand on this year. Did I say good news? I meant terrifying news.

In America, we get two choices. One will be worse than the other. It should be out goal to elect the President that does the most good for most of our issues, while also paying attention to all of those pesky local elections that young people, by and large, just skip. What drives me nuts about many young voters that I…

…yes? Very much unlike WaPo…

Nope.

Congrats on your progressive purity. It's going to come in handy while a GOP administration unlike anything we've seen in our lifetimes really gets to fuck the working class, POC and queer people. Sometimes, adults actually have to, ya know, compromise, to get shit done.

Whew! Yeah, sure dodged a bullet there! Almost had a corrupt, crony capitalism administration that cared more about lining the pockets of its friends than doing anything to stop the country from exploding! Well done.

If he just kept showing up and doing Trump's work for him, I really doubt most in Trump's administration would notice or care.