As much as it sucks to say the name of our President-elect, at least for now we can still say we have an awesome President. Let's enjoy that.

2016 has been brutal for this sort of every thing.

You seem to be talking to me like any of this applies to me. It does not. No one has offended me in their discourse and I'm not going anywhere. I think we probably agree on almost everything politically, but yet you are being a real ass. I was merely trying to make way for more people to join OUR cause, so maybe next…

Here's is the divide in this country:

If your opinion is that season 19 of the Simpson's is its best, probably not but it's close. If your opinion is that having a racist leader could be pretty exciting? Obviously, yeah.

You do realize that now that Trump has won, the battle cry to go back in time to an era when things were awesome is, well, pretty anti-Trump, right?

They won't have to worry about it after Univision goes bankrupt and its assets are brought up by Breitbart News Network, LLC.

You guys don't need to include your wacky catchphrase in everything. We can totally tell how shitty you are without it.

Only because his tiny hands could never grasp a weapon.

It gets so, so much better! Keep going.

They can get Tom Brady to throw footballs at hecklers.

There is pretty much zero chance anything this wild happens. But what could be more 2016 than to end the year with an absurd, 1 in a billion chance event that throws our nation into even greater chaos?

You don't agree with Limbaugh but follow him on Facebook? Were you looking for a way to make an awful platform even more miserable?

No need, but thank you. Keep Smashin'!

I'm very sorry. I think this original post was a reply to something I said, and I either was making my point horribly, or, more likely, I'm being too Pollyanna because of my privilege. You're one of my favorite posters here, and speaking on behalf of all straight white men, I want you to keep being you, here and in…

Scientology is totally that bad. It's an awful cult that destroys people. But I think it has more in common with the "accepted" religions than people want to admit. I'm sure there are a million reasons why Scientology is worse than whatever other one you want to name. All I meant by this little snarky comment was that…

I don't understand why it's a preferable scenario to allow a minority in rural geographic locations to dictate the agenda to four coastal population centers. Someone's not going to get what they want, so might as well go with the solution that's best for most people.

But it is church policy to allow child rapist to keep raping children. Which is, you know, also bad.

Should have called it "the Holidays" instead of the C word.

NYC is one of my favorite cities in America, but Tokyo makes it look like Des Moines in comparison.