My mom gave me two Ayn Rand books for Christmas last year and I cut her out of my life immediately.

This doesn't sound like something Satan would say.

If Obama and his minions didn't keep stealing our tax dollars, you'd be able to hire a full time shoe butler/meteorologist.

Nick wouldn't be engaged with mainstream politics at all. But he would spend a day drinking with his buddy Gary Johnson, and after a few hours of crushing Heislers, they would both be drunk enough to launch a presidential campaign with Nick as Johnson's manager.

I had no idea about their back story. Thank you!

This. Even if I was the sort of bigot that thought our nation's biggest issue was it's lack of large walls, I'd still want a detailed plan on how the Great Wall of Racism would work.

I think Gov. Voldemort is thrilled that, due to the GOP becoming a parody of itself, he's now considered a competent, moderate, experience politician by contrast.

The GOP?

I'm not sure how Pam Bondi still has a job. Even by Florida standards, she's pretty amazingly awful, and has been for a long time.

Because, in the eyes of his base, it's a feature, not a bug. Boys will be boys, and those uppity, PC police, femnazis are just out to ruin our fun.

It's amazing how much people like you care about rape culture when they can try to pin it on a minority.

I mean the accuser has little incentive to lie. In almost no other situation are alleged victims subject to as much vilification and scrutiny, but yet it's perfectly reasonable to assume that someone that says she was raped is lying, when you wouldn't do the same thing if someone says they were robbed. Both can turn…

If the bar to having an opinion is 100% certainty, then no one should have any opinions on anything. As a general rule of thumb, I tend to believe sexual abuse accusers. That doesn't mean I think their alleged perpetrators should be sent to jail with no trial, but I'd rather be in support of someone that has very…

Not so much an accident as not finding the proper way to express the sentiment in a pithy Arrested Development quote. But it has been corrected!

The mere fact that you call sexual abuse victim advocates "SJWs" tells me you're not ready.

Work (marketing event at the AFB Exchange).

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I had a Whataburger once, and it was possibly the single most disappointing meal in my life. It was a super late lunch in Witchita Falls, so I suppose I should give them another shot while not in the shittiest town on earth.

Egg McMuffins and french fries are the only things McDonald's gets right.

Wait…I can't be against the death of an endangered animal and support Black Lives Matter? If it helps, I care far more about those two things than I do about white people.