I did. Maybe it's because I was younger and angrier than, but this new stuff really does just seem to be him speaking to a bunch of like minded liberals (which I am), without telling all that many jokes in the process.

They could also rub their sweet beards together.

Did they file a false police report? I thought Lochte just told his mom, for some fucking reason, and she went to the press with it. And they specifically didn't go to the police because they were "scared they'd get in trouble."

To be fair, being a drunk, obnoxious asshole, then using xenophobia to justify your behavior, is a pretty accurate representation of America.

I've watched way more Olympic coverage this year than in years past, for some reason, and I've never got that impression. They're fawning over Bolt.

Wake up Sheeple!! You really believe in a place called "South" America?? What an obvious fake name! But you libtards just eat up everything the lieberal media spoon feeds you.

Not only Florida, but specifically Daytona Beach. There's a decent chance he was the smartest person in his high school.

The only reason I haven't deleted my Trump loving distant relatives on Facebook is because I can't wait to see their minds melt on my feed when the inevitable landslide occurs in November.

Everyone comes off shitty. Why the fuck would Lochte et al make up the robbery story in the first place? That does nothing to cover up whatever may have happened at a gas station. But the Brazilian government, confiscating the passports of two high profile guests, doesn't help their cause, if they are just trying to…

I was thinking of them specifically when I wrote my comment. None of them have had their lives ruined.

At least we've confirmed you aren't Chevy Chase.

Pro tip: Put quotation marks around words that bother you as a way of mocking them without having to put the time and effort into saying something intelligent! This works especially well with words associated with "woman."

We hate him because he went out of his way to loudly, proudly proclaim that he's a garbage person.

It's about time someone stood up for all of the men that are going to jail because the justice system puts too much stock in the accusations of woman. Wait…that's not a thing at all.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE TEMPERAMENT OF AN ABUSIVE PERSON. HE SHOULD SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP AND STOP RANTING ON FACEBOOK ABOUT HOW THE WORLD IS SO UNJUST TO MEN.

Can you provide any example of a time a false rape allegation has ruined a man's life? There aren't all that many documented false allegations to begin with, and plenty of men that have actually been convicted of rape turn out just fine.

1. When has Louis CK ever been accused of being a joke thief? 2. When has Louis CK ever been accused of sexual assault, besides a vague, nameless blind post that no one else has yet to corroborate?

Can the life lesson instead be; "don't rape"?

Holy shit. Not only is AV Club just straight shilling crap for Amazon, they are copying another site's shilling? What the fuck.

I just figured it would be like "hipsters," and we'd continue using the term Millenial to describe all the new, shitty kids that we hate.