Christie is just Trump stuffed into a sumo suit.

While it is an INCREDIBLY low bar to pass, Bush is clearly the best option in the GOP field. It feels pretty silly to demand a Trump or Cruz presidency just because we don't like his last name. Don't get me wrong, I think we're fucked if he wins, but we'd be fucked to a lesser extent than with any of the other clowns.

Have you ever heard Ben Carson talk? He's making a rise because every one of the 200 candidates running is going to have 15 minutes, but no way in hell would Carson ever win anything. He might be the single most boring, sleepy person I've ever heard speak.

See also: Pretty much every other great band.

Or you could just read the comments to any article about the confederate flag.

The Daily Show did a good job of making all of our idiot elected officials look like idiots. It just so happens that a majority, but certainly not all, of the elected idiots are republicans.

How DARE you besmirch the name of the greatest Wisconsin Badger QB of all time!

Even though Brady came first, I think LeBron is the best NBA comparison. Is loved and hated in equal measure, has mixed success in the championship round, but is undoubtedly one of the best talents to ever play. I just don't think anyone gets to be Jordan after they've lost a championship.

Hopefully this will be a good reminder to the Bears fans how much better things are with Cutler than without. Sure, he's a bottom half of the league QB, but he's still a legitimate NFL player. There were many, many, many, many years of my youth when you couldn't even say that.

Michael Jordan never lost in the finals. And he played amazing defense.

I'd watch that show.

I absolutely love his shows, and love eating meat. But the constant scenes of animal slaughter really are starting to grate on me. It's to the point that I need to change the channel and hope when I come back a few minutes later it's over. I can only assume he's ratcheting it up to piss off those evil vegetarians,…

Jet fuel can't burn the Globe's wooden structure, you sheep! Oh…wait…

In general I could do without "wooo the 90s were the best, wooo!" But, there are hundreds of channels on cable, most of them just showing reruns of Dateline or Canadian house hunting shows. Might as well use some of that digital space to (hopefully, eventually) air Pete and Pete.

Mexico.

George Bush doesn't even know how to say thesaurus, and the first time he heard it he giggled for a minute because he imagined a dinosaur reading a book.

At least we'll get another Clinton presidency out of the 90s nostalgia. Then, of course, we'll get another Bush presidency once 00s nostalgia creeps in.

Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Remember? Do They Remember the 90s?? Let's Find Out!

Highly unlikely. A republican with that much power at his disposable would spend all of his time kicking out dirty immigrants and stopping abortions, not saving those nasty middle class people in the city.

It is hilarious that our politics are a fucking joke. It's not like people's lives are at stake or anything.