I think you need to see 2 and 3 again. As poor as their reputation is, it's still shocking how bad they are. The worst I can say about World is that it's pretty dumb in parts, but always fun. Plus, how bad can things get when you have Andy Dwyer and Nick Miller around?

My wife insisted we get to the theater an hour early. My response was "That's ridiculous, it's going to be popular, but it's not going to break records or anything."

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I always thought that. Then I saw JP3 this week and realized. that it's pretty shitty too. Lost World was just that bad that it made it seem decent.

I had a better time at the movie than most people here, but that scene does stick out as particularly awful. It was so tonally off and just gratuitously cruel. I thought they had to be setting her up to survive with all the attention and then…nope.

I can't wait for a la cart plans or a la carte internet TV so I an spend $150 to multiple vendors instead of $100 to one vendor. Progress!

People always claim they "aren't that bad for Country," but the only song I know of theirs, "Chicken Fried," is without a doubt my number one Hate Song, and is a perfect distillation of all that is horrible with modern pop country music.

At least they're finally admitting they are pro-violence.

"See what happens when you don't fund us? When we're called, we're only allowed to kill black people." - Law Enforcement

Yes, otherwise we'd all be huge fans of privatized, for profit crime fighting with no real oversight. That sounds just like us.

That's how you get gun crime and murder rates to drastically decrease.

You want Obama's jack booted thugs barging into your house? And not the always superior private enterprise? SOCIALIST!!!!

I've heard from highly reputable doctors that cross dressing is caused by vaccines.

Nothing makes you feel older than reading a current Warped Tour lineup and realizing that not only do you not recognize any of the bands playing, but their names alone make you irrationally angry.

My parents went to that show, and I remember years later coming to the realization that, wait, what? My parents went to that show? But they are so lame!

Well…except for who gets to decide what relevant is. But you're being purposefully obtuse.

Smart, but edgy, comedians like Louis CK kill on college campuses. College crowds don't want the same shit that's been done for the last 20 years, which is Seinfield's main problem.

Another thing, have you noticed that there is no white history month?! Open your minds, sheeple!!

Clinton was strong armed into those policies because he was trying to compromise with Gringrich's new Republican Revolution Congress. Of course, he should have fought harder to protect basic civil liberties, but don't act like it was some grand Democratic idea.

It absolutely does. But they're expanding much quicker than their Florida counterparts, and I'm able to get things like Two Brother's down here, while I'd miss out on my beloved Cigar City and Funky Buddha. And, yes, I do make major life decisions based on their proximity to good beer.