If you want to know why your political party has trouble connecting with people that don't look like you, just re-read this post a few times.

I'm starting to think you don't understand what the word "safer" means. Sure, you could be lynched by a group of white men whenever they felt like it, and the law wouldn't give a shit. But sure, let's say that was safer.

It is precisely my point that it would be just as vile if the finale of the film was this precious little boy causing the bombing of Dresden. No matter where your politics fall, I would hope we can all agree that a purposefully Disney-fied family film shouldn't be treating these acts of war as some sort of heart…

Believe it or not, it is possible to believe that Japan and the Axis were committing evil crimes during WWII, while at the same time being disgusted with a movie that turns the death of hundreds of thousands of civilians into a family friendly, uplifting miracle.

That's…jesus, that's not remotely what was written. Besides trying to be purposefully obtuse and contrarian, you get that, right?

Remember folks, to the Breitbart troll, to even hint at a critique of anything America has ever done in its history is treason.

I really wish Scott Walker never existed so I could seriously consider moving back to Madison.

The White Sox…slightly below average, as to be expected. But they've had some offensive outbursts and late inning heroics that give me some hope that they can put it all together this season to be at least be competitive in the AL Central, assuming of course the Royals and Tigers come back down to earth at some point.…

That's NBC.

Netflix will revive it in 20 years and all of the morons on your Facebook feed will rejoice that they can relive one of the shittier parts of their childhood.

They're fine with any development that causes something to become more white.

There should always be a second Michelle just on the fringes of the frame, silently watching the rest of the group, with no explanation.

The kind who's parents donate money to bigoted pizzerias.

A good rule of thumb for those that don't read the articles: whatever great joke you have lined up, there's a pretty good chance O'Neal already used it. So don't even try.

See also: Straight, white, male Christians that have had the upper hand for…all of history.

If they were politicians at least half of America would vote for that platform.

Puddle of Mudd was early 2000's nu-metal dreck, not mid 90's faux grunge dreck.

That actually gave me hope that Moss isn't that entrenched in the Church. I find it highly unlikely that any of Miscavige's henchmen would approve of one of their followers hanging out with such a known "SP."

If they take their name that literally they're going to be really fucked in a few years. It's going to be non-stop Kid Rock and Nickleback for the rest of eternity unless they realize other types of music exist. Rock music that is both commercially and critically successful is pretty much extinct now.

When risking jail time to be with an underage girl, make sure she can at least appreciate a fine craft beer.