So…
Natalie Merchant is to girls as Dave Matthews is to boys.

This was on CBC about a year ago.

If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that being "pretty sure" someone's a girl is a risky move. Though, judging by your very strong reaction to the (apparent) homoeroticism of The Expendables in other threads, it seems like you may leave that to chance on purpose.

"There were also girls there."

@Yummish Ya, I heard only d-bags went to that movie. Thank God you were there.

PS Surprisingly, this site has become my fave for sports talk. I mostly enjoy when someone comes by and freaks out that the AV Club even covers sports like it's an affront to their existence.

@astro I think what it will come down to for the Dolphins is getting a proper second WR. They've got a stud as their first, a great slot guy in Bess, two very good running backs and a QB with lots of potential. If Hartline can be a threat at all and Henne can be composed against the blitz, the Fins have this division.

@Dirty Rock It feels like coaches are already doing that touch count shit, making less RBs sure things for fantasy purposes. How many featured backs are we gonna have this year? CJ, Rice, Gore, S-Jax. MJD, McCoy, Grant, Peterson?

I think the Jets will have a tough time against the Dolphins if they don't have Revis.

@Rowan What have we learned?

Bullshit
No way this is real. Way too perfect. From the hotness, to the execution, to the (oh so topical) Farmville mention.

This show has…
About half of the actors currently working in Canada.

I think you're confusing Footloose with Happy Feet.

Quotes!
Landlords has my quote I always use that no one ever gets:

Amy Poehler has always been great at that stuff but she's actually getting to do it now.

If you work in a an office, there's always the one person. As nice as he or she may be, there's just something about them that brings out the bully instinct in people…

Heh heh. Best commentary I've heard this playoffs is from Kelly Hrudey:

Wouldn't going to a bar to catch your games end up costing more per month than paying for cable? I could see maybe football if you wanna spend your whole Sunday at a bar (and Monday… and Thursdays early and late in the season… oh, and the occasional Saturday night).

Kratos is pissed at Zeus cause beeyotch took his sweet ass god powers that he fucking earned in the first game.

He's a country singer. Also a hell of a guitar player.