The next Jordan!!
does Darko Milicic know about this?

like a Higgs Boson?

SNL is underperforming.
I think the cast on SNL right now is quite good, but the inconsistent/bad writing makes them look shitty. Too many "awkward=funny" misjudgments, overuse of Kristen Wiig and total failure to utilize the skills of talented hosts (Hugh Laurie episode) makes the whole thing stale and can't be…

Not to dis Elvis, but I think Sam Philips doesn't get enough credit for really visualizing and creating the sound that Elvis made popular.

The Simpsons changed my life.
I was raised watching the Simpsons religiously, and that was during the golden age of the show. I remember the Sunday night when the monorail episode aired, and it was a formative experience. I think that show shaped my sense humor more than anything else in my life.

writing a half-decent pop song has to be harder than it sounds. It sounds easy.

like with harpoons?
Wailing away is what the vampires and wolves do to each other. Whaling away is hunting whales. Away.

why doesn't he whipe is ahss whith his whiffle batte?

putty?
I thought initially that Amelie had written "slutty putty", until further inspection.

…but will there be anything else?

Hypomyces Lactiflorum
Thank god the pretty celebrities pledged to smile more. Mission accomplished, recession over. Malort is on me.

1st?
I see what you did there.

you look like Manu Ginobli.

The Wang is quite large.

hulk talk like bigfoot.

I know what you're thinking: "Ants? Don't they live in caves or something?"

Hollywood Magic!
Thanks to the miracles of CGI and blu-ray they can just retroactively change Sam Jackson into David Hasselhof on the Iron Man dvd's.