Time for a buddy detective show starring Todd Barry and Jim Norton.

In one of Nick Offerman's interviews on the Nerdist podcast, he mentioned that despite the way he's regarded as a paragon of manliness, he's considered the "nancy boy" within his own family. I'd love to find out that Holt is sort of the same way, that he is considered the "flamboyant" one in his marriage. Also, I…

So incomplete that they'll have to kill off Tuco like two episodes after the site is finished.

The new site design is so incomplete that I reflexively tried to sign up for health care.

Offerman's delivery of "I regret everything" had me gasping for breath, while simultaneously realizing that it will probably be the next memetic Ron Swanson line.

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

I was ready for the video to fade to black right before the prestige, and then "Executive Producer Vince Gilligan" would appear.

No, Andy Kaufmann came back to reveal that he's been Guy Fieri this whole time.* 'Murica just never got that he was supposed to be a joke character.

Brave was fine, but it didn't feel like a Pixar film.  It felt like an excerpt from a book of short stories about Merida.  Something like, "Chapter VII, In Which Merida's Mother Becomes Quite Overbearing".  Wreck-It Ralph felt more like a Pixar movie than Brave did, likely due to Disney-proper poaching talent from…

He's our new franchise and a whole lot more.

Eh, as far as I'm concerned there hasn't been a Pixar movie since 2010.  I can keep waiting for them to get back on course.

He was in the last two (3D and Revolution).  I haven't seen any of those movies either, but Shankman directed the last two and used a lot of SYTYCD alums.

Channing Tatum will probably make a cameo toward the end of the movie as tWitch's gimp, named giMp.

Yeah, I took it as Cat having more of a Tim Gunn role, where she's not an official judge but still gives input and can sway decisions.  Either way, good call Cat.  Jasmine is one of the most captivating dancers they've ever had on the show, and that's saying something.  I think the fact that it's been months since…

Oh, the acrobatics were definitely physically impressive.  From an artistic standpoint, though, Malece's solo was lacking.  There was no build, no flow, no story being told.  It was just, BAM, BAM, BAM, big tricks the whole way.  Dance Robot strikes again.  Think of it like a guitar solo; you want the soloist to build…

Given that all of the remaining female dancers are very strong, sending Malece home was the right call.  She got her ass handed to her by Amy in the solos, resorting to a string of acrobatic tricks rather than trying to tell any kind of emotional story.  There are no "weak links" among the remaining women, and every…

Cue tweens on YouTube complaining about The Postal Service ripping off Birdy.

Jenna is going to continue to wind up in the bottom three, because silly tween girls view her as a sexual rival.  If her flawless performance last week still netted her in the bottom, then her dancing is not the reason for her lack of votes.  The "sexy" girls always end up in trouble early on in the show.  Since…

Given the (allegedly) shorter turnaround time for season 6, it should start airing shortly after Half-Life 3 comes out.

Don't worry; there are still a few minorities remaining, and several women.  Joe will have plenty of targets.