I instantly chose Jack, because I'm into crazy girls. Side note: my life is terrible.

That was absolutely a tough call. We've been so trained to favor the rebels over the empire. But the rebels were total dicks.

I hated Jane for pulling the trick, but I had Clem forgive her. I chose to think not that she was manipulating Kenny, but demonstrating that he couldn't be counted on.

I was far north, near the satellite dishes, and I was totally out of everything (ammo, stimpacks, etc). Low on health and high on rads, I stumbled upon an overturned dish with an old woman's general store underneath. It was like an oasis, but I didn't have many caps. And there was no one around. Though I'd been…

My gf was not happy with my decision at the end of Far Cry 3. She was, however, pretty satisfied when Skin Diamond ultimately killed me.

I stuck by Kenny that whole damn game until that moment. The entire time, I rationalized it because I'd seen everything he'd been through, and because I made a decision early on to rely on him. Clem, I thought, would cling to her best reminder of Lee. Then he just starts going nuts and falling apart. Jane was a…

Perhaps, but that eye-roll at the 18 second mark is worth at least a Grammy.

No, but her cross-guard lightsaber will be pretty sweet.

Oh, and killing lizards in Shadow of the Colossus.

Not that I've done it in ages, but it used to be fishing in Ocarina of Time.

Aaaaaaand ten more minutes.

The book really did emphasize just how dirty and disgusting everyone and everything in the place was, so it sounds like the movie is trying to stay true to that. Ultimately, the message seems to be that everyone is shit and everything is shit and when you try to wipe the shit off of them, you just get covered in…

My sentiments exactly. Also, we've seen the same thing! I somehow feel less lonely!

Maybe I'm misremembering the ending, then. I recall the ending as pretty depressing.

You're right that Gilliam is constantly exploring the tension between fantasy and reality. What's more, his movies seem to vacillate between which one wins. I thought Time Bandits was in the "cruel reality wins" camp, with an end to adventure and dead parents. Baron Munchhausen was more of a fantasy wins scenario. …

I tend to agree. But I think she killed it in the monologue with "May I be excused?"

That's alright. It was worth it for the Little Shop of Horrors bits. Great Job, Internet person.

Another idea smothered in its infancy by lack of means or talent.

I'm not suggesting to would be "good" or "legal." Just fun.

Any comic artists want to collaborate on a Rocketeer comic, wherein Cliff and Jenny's daughter takes up the helmet?