Come on, this is commerce. She probably came close to doubling her salary and got a more senior title. And she is still really young with vast potential. How much more triumphal do you think it gets in the business world?

Don't be silly, of course he'll tell her. You think she's not going to notice anyway? And that Don isn't going home quite depressed about the whole thing?

Don't be silly, of course he'll tell her. You think she's not going to notice anyway? And that Don isn't going home quite depressed about the whole thing?

What could be emotionally worse for Don's conscience (and subconscious) than becoming a pimp?

What could be emotionally worse for Don's conscience (and subconscious) than becoming a pimp?

Yes, Joan will take over his functions when the embezzlement is discovered. See my fearless prediction above.

Yes, Joan will take over his functions when the embezzlement is discovered. See my fearless prediction above.

Both. Clever, huh? Nothing like salving your conscience and your cash flow at the same time. Win-win!

Both. Clever, huh? Nothing like salving your conscience and your cash flow at the same time. Win-win!

Need to hear "Well-Respected Man" for Pete!

Need to hear "Well-Respected Man" for Pete!

No, that was Don's imagination. It can't happen in real life.

No, that was Don's imagination. It can't happen in real life.

2:1 that no one commits suicide this season. Lane's embezzling comes out and they hush it up because it will reflect badly on the whole company. He's demoted in function, but not in title and they take it out of his pay over time. Happens more often than you would think.

2:1 that no one commits suicide this season. Lane's embezzling comes out and they hush it up because it will reflect badly on the whole company. He's demoted in function, but not in title and they take it out of his pay over time. Happens more often than you would think.

Royalties were probably a lot cheaper than "Tomorrow Never Knows," also. And there's some irony since it is about a girl having a guy.

Royalties were probably a lot cheaper than "Tomorrow Never Knows," also. And there's some irony since it is about a girl having a guy.

How about Shirley commenting on the model in the Chang episode, "You had time to build a working fountain and I'm a pinecone?"

How about Shirley commenting on the model in the Chang episode, "You had time to build a working fountain and I'm a pinecone?"

I can hear the chanting: "We're #3! We're #3!"