If people actually thought through odds and betting in a rational way, Vegas would go bankrupt because no one would go.

Looks like I'll have to free up some space on the ol' DVR.

The jalapeño ones are better anyway.

You would think that button would also include a "My AV Club" profile page, comment history, comment replies, notifications, or something, but no, just a "Logout" and "Settings".

Thanks!

Not to mention Cracked as well:

Only if they don't mind appearing without their skin.

Unless the phone-talking Martian has powers I'm unaware of, I would have to go with the Count and his ability to create his own undead army.

"A Furbian Film"

No comment; just needed a way to access my own comment history since I'm unable to intuitively find how with the new mobile-friendly but user-unfriendly site redesign.

I'm guessing it's either a formatting mistake or a placeholder that wasn't taken down yet.

So Revenge joins

Probably shouldn't be boiling it.

Personally I'm rather glad Michael whiffed FJ and lost enough to knock him out of the semi-final wild-card spots since I'd rather have Katie Moriarty advance than him, and I was also rather pleased to see that red-headed Canadian slip in as well.

The vampires Loves Corsets beheaded in the Underground were recently turned because they could see and smell the decay of rotting flesh on their beheaded bodies, while Alec Newman's vamp turned to dust, suggesting that vampires continue to decay as corpses though they might seem immortal, and that we only see this…

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That seemed to me a very direct Chinatown reference, especially in the way that Nick said it.

Next thing you know they'll be remaking Splash, but grittier, because the oceans are more polluted now.

I could see a model of Naiad genetics, though, where all the genes they pass along to offspring are dominant and always segregate into their gametes (since only the females reproduce these would always be ova), such that there'd be no dilution of Naiad genetic material down the generations.

There must be something in the water…