because they were horrible.

How does McCarver speak when he's rimming Jeter 24/7?

and it all reminds me of Dogma.  I went thinking I'd love it.  I'm a fallen Catholic and basically an Atheist now.  For two hours I'm told how stupid and mean the church is… and how dumb anyone that worships (but may or may not believe) is.  I was offended and pissed that I was talked down to by some douche that…

I had a picture book of Star Wars back in the day and it had images of the cut Biggs and Luke scenes at the beginning of the movie.  I wish they'd find them and add them to a new DVD edition.  Then you'd have something.  Forget the new CGI stuff.

Jeter is so awesome.  I'm going to buy the full uniform… get a Jeter t-shirt, sticker for my car… and the haircut before I go to the game.  He's SO classy.  The Capt'n… class act.  So great.  Yankee fans are so frigging predictable and annoying.  Wearing the pinstripe pants to games?  Are they going to put your fat…

know your source indeed.  Papelbon uses that song because he was caught doing a goofy dance to it once when they won the division and got a big laugh… so they made it his song. THAT's why they use it.  It's not some stupid song calculated to manipulate the crowd.  Enter Sandman… geez.

Coed Fever Youtube clip:  Dee Wallace, Cheryl Tiegs and Heather Thomas.  Blonde's I wacked to 30 years ago.

Oh no!  And I just broke my reading glasses!

Inception was shallow shit.  For folks that thought the Da Vinci was deep…

Lyrics joke not understood for 200 Alex.

I understand he has a totally lame looking movie coming out.

ths website
could improve if you just tied in all your articles to the advertising all over the page… It's like every five seconds in the later Bond movies throwing in a product placement. It disturbs me that you have no connection to Fiat or Comedy Central in this article. Please work on that.

You're confusing him with Charlie Daniels - gay.

Biggest problem with the Deer Hunter: real-time wedding and reception. Like watching home movies. Just horrible. The movie would be 1/2 an hour without it.

watched it with your dad. God, I'm sorry. Did you two go and listen to Cat's in the Cradle next?

imagine my disappointment when I went to the Grand Old Opry a few years ago to find Opryland is an outlet center and parking lot. And the Grand Old Opry was closed… Back to Sun Records!

are you the guy that always selects Brown Eyed Girl in the bar Jukebox? You paid money to hear it again? I hate that song.

When We Dance - Sting
There's one you missed.

Lick it up is much better:
Don't wanna wait 'til you know me better
Let's just be glad for the time together
Life's such a treat and it's time you taste it
There ain't a reason on earth to waste it
It ain't a crime to be good to yourself
Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up,…

Kiss
God I hate Rock and Roll All Night.