Less like chicken than a henway

On vocals:
Michele Bachmann

What are fisherman's hats?

That entitles me to what… the whole Navy?

Just a little jape about the hive mind.

Spraying beer: Mandatory Minor League World Series celebration motif

Well you see Dr. Robuttnik the spirit of Elvis touches the hearts of each of us this time of year.

Bubba Ho-tep reference - nice

C'mon man it's Halloween, that's a little harsh.

Sycophant!

Isn't Elvis saving black men from a beating a part of the recognized Elvis folklore.

Somebody's got to do THAT!

I'm Spartacus!

um, they do have lips.

The Beetle II is function following form (bad idea).

"Regarding Henry"?

Lucas could use his goiter for the backpack, but I have serious doubts about him scaling any fences (sans CGI anyway).

If you're referring to "Tin-Tin" anyone living in the greater Chicago viewing area
has the potential to have spent some childhood time with Mr. Tin via WGN (in an earlier incarnation).

Really?

I think "lovin' " loosely translates to the food being palatable, but that take us back to your point about… " and utterly unconvincing commercials …  "