Morse-code-lookin' racist.

@avclub-e206d507b0f7294235c3940292f60ac0:disqus As a man I object to your sentiment.

Umm… wasn't the percentage even higher for girls who didn't watch the
show(s)?

Oh!

You mean because he's such a reactionary wanker.

…and you call yourself a leading expert?

Yesssssssss

That's sad.

Did you say strings of goo on your hands?

Expert advice!

Yeah I know…

In the midwest, they'd hunt you, mount you, and brag about the atypical varmint they'd bagged.

Some people just haven't learned to respect the hive mind.

What a charming sentiment.

Know who else likes hot (corn) dogs?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/cal…

This may be overkill but…

The correct response would be:

You must have delusions of adequacy

Gravity, age, tamales… they're all so cruel.

… with a full set of little pointy teeth and an uncanny resemblance to Donavon McNabb.