Ugh
I cannot stand Ron Howard's direction. I find it melodramatic at best and just hammy at worst. Whatever you think of the story, The DaVinci Code could have been a decent suspense/mystery movie, but he just went completely overboard with the dramatic shots and score. At least Splash was supposed to be ridiculous.

How does she do it?
Demi Moore looks younger now than she did 15 years ago. Amazing! I'm disgusted.

Awesome
One of my favorite photographers. They had an exhibition of his and Giacometti's work at the Zurich Museum of Art that was outstanding.

Well…
one of the funniest slams against Creed and Nickelback I have heard.

Michael Hutchence may have been into autoerotic asphyxiation, but I did a bit of research in the late '90's after he died and it looks like it was suicide. He was on a lot of drugs and really upset about losing custody of his kid.

I remember Lucas most distinctly for the use of leukoplakia by one of the jocks that made fund of him. It struck me, even at an early age, that it seemed odd that the dumb jock would know about something like leukoplakia and use it as a well-placed slight.

Shut up about the weed for two seconds, I don't want her to know I smoke.

How you doing in there?

@Fidel - Have you seen The Wire? B is used fairly frequently in that.

So…
the Emily Post film will be called "The Taming of the Drew"

Looking for the liquor store
With that nose in the photo it looks like the entire plane crash may have been a hallucination induced by excess alcohol consumption.

@yee yee - Is your avatar supposed to be a sissified Matthew Fox appealing to Kate? If so, bravo.

Yes, she does look like the girl from Goodfellas.

Yeah, I just read that too. It just keeps getting more melancholy as it goes on.

First damn sentence…
she refers to herself in the third person. After I suppress the urge to vomit I will return to this and read the rest. Unbelievable.

"Did you think we were going to have sex?"

I just laughed myself silly. This thread just made my day. Yes, my day is that ridiculous.

On the subject of pretentious bands/lyrics, I was listening to Veckatimest this morning and the MUSIC sounded pretentious, but still beautiful. I'm at a phase where I am so jaded about the state of popular music that I don't even care if a band is pretentious, so long as they have something interesting and not overly…

I really, really did not like Armageddon. When Buscemi freaks out then William Fichtner's character stares directly into the camera and says with the gravity normally reserved for diagnosing terminal cancer patients "He's got space dementia" I nearly broke out laughing. At that point I couldn't tell if the movie was…

@President John F. Kennedy - I know this is pedantic, but technically it would be "I am a jelly donut." A berliner in German is a jelly donut.