Goddamnit, FZZT? There's only one non-SHIELD acronym I want to see show up on Agents of SHIELD, and that's MODOK!

Trophy Wife is so perfectly targeted at me that they have personal-favorite Natalie Morales playing the character who is specifically supposed to represent my exact demographic (the single adult friend for the late 20somethings without families). It's enough to let me forgive the absurdly low stakes and the hamminess…

Hey, wigs are expensive. I don't blame the guy.

Man, who would have thought that in the year 2013, at the age of 68, Danny DeVito would actually have a better body than Arnold Schwarzenegger?

I got a Neilson survey in the mail about two weeks ago. As I returned it last week without having watched a single second of live TV, I wrote in the comments section on the back that short or being invited to an Oscar or Super Bowl party in the future, I can't imagine a scenario where I would watch live TV again.

I once dated a junkie nurse who was absolutely obsessed with Intervention. She loved getting zoned out on massive amounts of oxycontin and playing Intervention marathons from her DVR.

Okay, a more literal-minded activist organization needs to do this same thing using only clips from the show COPS.

Okay, now more than anything I want the Breaking Bad finale to completely ignore the climax of Walter White's saga and just be a backdoor pilot for this show. Just so I can watch the internet explode.

"I have this wild theory that this type of risky, immersive journalism becomes more prevalent when traditional journalism is being threatened, either from internal or external forces."

I'm surprised that they don't mention one of Fantagraphic's most genius ideas, creating Eros Comix to sell smut that would then keep the high-art comic publishing afloat.

I saw a lot of people on twitter talking about how this is Kanye's take on Saul Williams's/Trent Reznor's "The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust". Anyone who heard both care to compare?

If we are giving out statues in exchange for being influential on the musical landscape, then the Dylan statue will on the list to be completed once the bronze Brian Eno has its debut (which will itself have to wait until someone creates a colossus in the form of Chuck Berry, its feet straddling the Mississippi river,…

Baby boomers don't need any more moments to the shit they thought was cool when they were kids. We should put a moratorium on further lionizing all the things they spent the last 40 years shoving down everyone else's throats, overplaying, overanalyzing, and overkilling until the stink of being an icon of the worst…

"I went to college!"

This is true. I'll take Mugshots over anywhere on W 6th street.

Mugshots is kind of terrible, but I'll be there.

Race With The Devil has the greatest tagline in movie history. "When you Race With The Devil, you'd better run like hell!" I remember seeing the film's trailer play during Weird Wednesday at the Alamo Drafthouse, and that tagline was so good the entire theater broke out in cheers after hearing it.

Dane Cook is in it for a grand total of 5 minutes, actually gets a couple of good one-liners, and ends up getting told off in a spectacular way towards the end of the movie. Just imagine that this is a portal into an alternate universe where his comedy career tanked and he had to get a job as a line cook, and you'll…

It's surprisingly good. (Not great, but good.) Basically it's the Office Space for the didn't-go-to-college crowd.

Think of the penis game from the movie "Waiting…"