cOoL sToRy,

I'd like to meet your sister

^^^^ Trying way too hard

Man, you oughta lighten up!

I got Grind Madness at the BBC recently (Peel Sessions 1987-1990, mostly '88 but there's a fair amount of '89 too, which is why I mention it) and it's amazing basically. Unseen Terror has a much more lively drum sound and the few Godflesh songs are just so MEAN. Very highly recommended.

I am going to shove a firecracker up your asshole

I like [FART SOUND] as a production group name

I don't believe in souls so

impassioned, ugh

How long until Senator Corelone shows up here to deliver an impassionate address?
I'm betting before 3 PM Central Time

That Rectum song is so good man

I'm so high right now

Oh my God when he was having the conversation about the handkerchief code with that shop guy I was literally trembling with amusement.

All Pigs Must Die! Wowee Zowee I goofed there

Which fat guy from Crowbar?!?!?!

I was browsing the tumblr of this genderqueer persyn and zie was talking about how zir father was the model on the cover of Sounds and I freaked for a bit because I love that album to death and also because I never expected that. I'm still intimidated enough to have not sent a message gushing about how cool I think it…

Michael Ian Black is the superior Michael
I don't even know why Showalter gets out of bed in the morning

Considering I got into metal through Brutal Truth's Sounds of the Animal Kingdom, I know I missed a lot of what the "typical" metalhead goes through, so I never got around to hearing Napalm Death until relatively recently. For a band that's been around 25 years they are surprisingly consistent! Even when they switched…

GrindCorner — A place for grind fans to congregate
That Noisear sure is punishing and technical, for sure. Still I can't help but be reminded of Relapse's former glory, and the fact that they stuck that big long noise track at the end makes me think of Exit-13's Ethos Musick and how much I wish Relapse would put out…

He buys it all and reviews it