You stupid monkey!!

You stupid monkey!!

Dammit, Cillian Murphy. CILLIAN MURPHY, YOU HBO BOZOS

Dammit, Cillian Murphy. CILLIAN MURPHY, YOU HBO BOZOS

To be fair, I can't disassemble either. That'd hurt!

To be fair, I can't disassemble either. That'd hurt!

@avclub-1f3c355208c0d38e3a37ae1dc549e9d6:disqus It blew up out of nowhere because of those politicians writing those posturing "you're not welcome in MY city!" open letters, and suddenly it became fashionable to be all outraged about Chick Fil A's position on gay rights. Never mind that all that stuff was common…

@avclub-1f3c355208c0d38e3a37ae1dc549e9d6:disqus It blew up out of nowhere because of those politicians writing those posturing "you're not welcome in MY city!" open letters, and suddenly it became fashionable to be all outraged about Chick Fil A's position on gay rights. Never mind that all that stuff was common…

I *love* Late Spring. That last shot of the father slicing up the apple kills me, every time.

I *love* Late Spring. That last shot of the father slicing up the apple kills me, every time.

Disagree that DFW was just "writing for writing's sake." Underneath all the footnotes and flights of rhetorical whimsy, there's a depth of compassion and warmth for the human experience that I don't find in many other writers. I can totally understand how people lose patience with him, though; those footnotes and…

Disagree that DFW was just "writing for writing's sake." Underneath all the footnotes and flights of rhetorical whimsy, there's a depth of compassion and warmth for the human experience that I don't find in many other writers. I can totally understand how people lose patience with him, though; those footnotes and…

I've been working through Infinite Jest, too! It was definitely slow going at first, but it finally started clicking for me at about 250 pages in. I'm halfway through, and I'm really liking it now. Just keep at it!

I've been working through Infinite Jest, too! It was definitely slow going at first, but it finally started clicking for me at about 250 pages in. I'm halfway through, and I'm really liking it now. Just keep at it!

The fact that WHM doesn't hold back in blasting movies just doesn't matter that much to me. Anyone can sit around a table with their friends and rant about how terrible a terrible movie is. The WHM guys get nastier, but that doesn't make them funnier or more enjoyable to listen to. Plus, I like that HDTGM actually…

The fact that WHM doesn't hold back in blasting movies just doesn't matter that much to me. Anyone can sit around a table with their friends and rant about how terrible a terrible movie is. The WHM guys get nastier, but that doesn't make them funnier or more enjoyable to listen to. Plus, I like that HDTGM actually…

I like How Did This Get Made better, though, simply because it doesn't feel like all of the hosts are assholes. If something works well in an otherwise terrible movie, HDTGM will at least acknowledge it. There's none of that on WHM (at least the two episodes I tried, about "Phantom Menace" and "Men in Black 2"). It's…

I like How Did This Get Made better, though, simply because it doesn't feel like all of the hosts are assholes. If something works well in an otherwise terrible movie, HDTGM will at least acknowledge it. There's none of that on WHM (at least the two episodes I tried, about "Phantom Menace" and "Men in Black 2"). It's…

"Hey, Lars? During that last take for the threesome, I think the camera caught a glimpse of my penis. Don't wanna mess up the softcore version! We'd better do another take, just in case." —Shia the Beef, actor/douchebag

"Hey, Lars? During that last take for the threesome, I think the camera caught a glimpse of my penis. Don't wanna mess up the softcore version! We'd better do another take, just in case." —Shia the Beef, actor/douchebag