At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this comments section is now dumber for having read it. I award you no "cool story bro," and may God have mercy on your soul.

No, you don't need a new game. If I still had access to a 360, I'd be playing L4D every night. Best multiplayer experience since Goldeneye IMO.

These are sun eggs!

Netflix has plenty of competitors now: Hulu Plus and whatever streaming thing Amazon has going, to name just two. HBO is rolling out its own on-demandish thing. Redbox competes with Netflix for the more casual viewer who is likely to make impulse rentals just because they've heard good things about the latest big…

The sad part is, Netflix weakened itself enough through the whole price hike/Qwikster fiasco that a dick move like this actually has a decent chance of working for HBO. Right now, Netflix really doesn't need its customers to have another reason to stop subscribing.

Good to know there are other people out there who aren't in love with The IT Crowd. I saw only the first two episodes—cringeworthy—and quit. Maybe the show improves, but after that pilot it really had nowhere to go but up anyway. It just seems like "The Big Bang Theory" with accents

Thirded on the Breaking Bad. Dammit, when is Netflix getting season 4?

How is Mila Kunis "tomboy hot"? She's a lot of things (including "hot"), but "tomboy" seems like the exact opposite of her.

Hmm, I guess shamelessly ripping off Maynard James Keenan is more lucrative than I would have supposed. I can't believe these guys are still around.

Nice to see Mike and Tom Eat Snacks on here. I resisted listening to it for a long time, thinking that I had better stuff to do. Actually, that's probably still true, but as long as I'm procrastinating on that stuff I couldn't find a better time-killer than MATES. Mike and Tom have such a great comic chemistry…

Holy SHIT but Brink was a disappointment. I don't know what I was expecting, exactly, but "run around mindlessly in an ultra-tiny map with seven other assholes who kill you every 15 seconds" was definitely not the mindblowing experience I had been hoping for.

Yeah, that's kind of dumb, actually. I mean, I don't believe trees have souls, but that doesn't mean I want to go burn down a redwood forest for no reason.

"… 
 a dreary slog of a message movie with little but noble if unfulfilled aspirations to commend it."

Nah, Jeff Bridges for Mazer Rackham, all the way. Or maybe Al Pacino, if he can resist his urge to hoo-ah his way through the role.

"Space kids … why'd it have to be space kids."

I love that gag, though. Asa Butterfield better be in the news a lot for the rest of his life, just so I can read Sean's old-timey quips every time he writes about it.

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus I think you're making the mistake of assuming your situation is the norm. Maybe you hang around all the time with people who "already know that you're not *supposed* to" say the n-word, but that doesn't mean that the world's not chock full of folks who honestly DON'T…

Hey, I'm a Christian AND I like Tim Tebow, and I thought this was hilarious. Jason Sudeikis knocked it out of the park.

Here's the thing: appropriate context is a hard thing to parse, even for an intelligent, sensitive person. What happens when idiots (racists, teenagers, garden-variety assholes, Dutch people trying to use American slang) hear it casually thrown around by members of the race it ostensibly denigrates? They assume that…

Are you feeling down today, Burl? You're not laughing!