Well, that and the fact that the Green Goblin's motivations made no damn sense. At least Doc Ock had a coherent goal he was working toward for the entire film.

What he meant to say was "McGregor and Zellweger don't a man and a woman when they someone eat it."

I wouldn't mind seeing the Kingpin show up, especially if they can get Michael Clarke Duncan to reprise his role from "Daredevil." That movie was crap, but Duncan made a great Kingpin.

"Great power and great responsibility have jack fuck to do with each other" would make a good t-shirt.

It is pretty awful. To me, it looks like a styrofoam replica of Real Jay Leno, spraypainted with glitter paint.

No! I demand you and TomWaits Internet-fight to the death, with liberal usage of Hitler comparisons. DO IT.

When I say "I've seen it," I mean the documentary, not Chabrol's version. I didn't even know somebody else had taken a shot at it.

I've seen it as part of preparations for the Chicago Int'l Film Festival, and I think Scobias and Noel are being a little hard on it. True, it's weakest during the parts where present-day actors reenact the parts of the script that went unfilmed, but those segments are hardly dealbreakers. In fact, the documentary as…

Bosley Crowther was, apparently, a huge grouch. It's kind of amazing how many stone-cold classics he reviewed negatively when they first came out.

Where's Tarkovsky's former AD when you need him?? He would know, after all.

The cold-hearted dad who comes around in the end
I know it's sappy and contrived, but I love the heartwarming moments when the protagonist finally figures out that his stony-hearted, unsympathetic father actually does care for him after all, despite all their differences. The part at the end of "October Sky" when the…

This cliche is the reason Spider-Man will always be the best comic-book superhero ever. His wisecracking during fights was the reason I started reading comics.

HUK ACK HUHHHH KOFF

Ohhh I LOVE the climactic-fight cliche. It's pretty much the only reason I ever watch action movies. Say what you will about "The Patriot" as a whole, but that final fight between Mel Gibson and the British dude was pretty sweet and at least partially made up for what came before.

Come on, you can't seriously think that "Idiocracy" was better than any of Apatow's films. It had some great ideas, but the film as a whole was a trainwreck. Granted, this can probably be chalked up to studio meddling, but that doesn't make it any more watchable. I could see myself revisiting any one of Apatow's films…

Give it to me straight, Karatloz - is Engelbert Humperdink dead?

Uhhh, "The Outsider" is actually very pro-suicide, albeit pro-others'-suicide. "If you choose to pull the trigger, if your drama should prove sincere, do it somewhere far away from here." Not exactly what you'd want to play for a suicidal person.

@Oh the Possibilities: That Inventory would be written by only Nabin. Every item on the list would mention his memoir.

I think it had more to do with typical hipster panic. "If people think I like Third Eye Blind, I won't be cool anymore!"

Staind, anti-suicide crusaders
They're probably too crappy even for this list, but Staind has a song called "Waste" that basically screams and wags its finger at a kid who's already committed suicide. Lyrically, it's kind of a strange counterpoint to the rest of their whiny music; in the bridge they list off a bunch…