I think the last HFStival I made it to was 2001, and I'd gone to the previous year's where the top of the bill was RATM, STP, and the Blue Man Group.  Between 2000 and 2001 it took a HUGE nosedive.  @avclub-8e90a6186c7b5065c8dc637769b9a6f8:disqus I've briefly heard the new versions but you're right, it doesn't touch…

AnonymousBosch - I've got one for ya that I figured out by accident.  Weezer's "Say it Ain't So" is the Cars' "Just What I Needed" reconfigured.  Same chords, same key, different chord order.  Even the guitar solo, listen to the phrasing in the Cars song and then listen to the Weezer song.  Rivers just slid some…

@ElDan - I feel your pain.  Before I got into some regularly gigging bands I was a resentful 20 year old guitar shredder who played alone in my room for three hours a day and then watched some douche at a party get all the girls by singing and playing horrible cover songs on an acoustic.  I have no ill will towards…

When I was in 7th grade I thought Poison was a cool band.  It hurt just to see that and know that I typed that sentence with my own fingers.

Yes - admittedly I thought Live Forever was an ok and catchy tune, but everything after that sounded like shitting on the Beatles. 

@avclub-65e3468335bd523ce8bf5ef4e08ad4f4:disqus ? That's amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!

Just reading the name of that song takes me back to 1995, driving my shitty '84 Ford Escort and listening to the then-still-mostly-awesome WHFS, when what auditory turd should slide out of the speakers but "CHAMPANGNNE SUPAHNOVER, CHAYMPAYGNNE SUPERNOVER IN DA SKOOYYY".  And my face would generally look as though a…

it's MOOPS

Every 150,000 years there will be humanoids smoking Marlboros and dressing like Dick Tracy.

And that's how we finally got the son I wanted

it was no Bat Dance.  Or Batting Dance as Andrew Lloyd Weber would say.

I once spent an entire slow work shift reading about the complete history of the nuclear arms race on Wikipedia.  I can probably still name most of the nukes and when they were detonated.  I'm going to watch the Tsar Bomba youtube again right now.

@Professor_Cuntburglar:disqus I'm about to hit 35 but still have moments in between being overwhelmed by obligations where I celebrate the freedom to drink beer in the shower.  Didn't take it for granted in college or now.

don't forget about Forky, Dumpy, and Cyst

http://www.theonion.com/art…

That's the problem - when it comes to exhanges of gunfire, reality is boring.  I would have been ok with something closer to this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

hehe, WOOD…BURY

Gah!

"Oh My Fuck 3: Son of Fuck"

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