I don't know, this week's "ham farts" and printing out dessert lines and last weeks cancer-stricken children eating condoms bits left me with little choice but to lol.

I'm pretty sure the joke is that he's largely unknown and to people who do know who he is, he is largely known for his boring, even demeanor. Certainly not the sort of person you'd want selling energy drinks. In fact, his latest endorsement seems to be for an Irish life assurance company that is trading on his…

Check out Jaill if you haven't. A lot of the same band members as the (possibly superior) Goodnight Loving.

@Molotov Cocktease @idiotking You do understand that people can anticipate reactions/obvious jokes, yes? We're all on the same page? My "of course" as a subtle tip-off? My misspelling of Bloody being the only unintentional error? Good, good, now I can sleep.

@idiotking How do I put this…you are an idiot?

That's a good point, Robuttnik, but I liked female comedians more when they would make jokes about not being able to vote.

Holy Diver, indeed!
"The phrase 'if you know what I mean' almost invariably refers to a penis or sex."

And, of course, Sunday Blood Sunday was used to sell Depends.

fucks
Who…..bestank?

Trakball, I only speak for myself, but I find Chelsea Handler offensive because she's artless. Amelie Gillette is what's known in comedy writing circles as "clever." Just because Chelsea Handler is talking about a thing that is topical does not make it funny.

Ah, Sisters
The musical equivalent of a remake. I want new, and (at least on their first album, so maybe I should give this one a listen) Sisters don't deliver the new.

I think this is their best album so far. I hadn't quite seen what the fuss was about with this band on their previous records, but this one's sold me on at least making a point to see them live.

Wow, My Mans is really good. I hope they achieve much success, at which point I will call "not cool anymore" and wish them pestilence and cancer of burns.

Ok, ran into some problems. Primarily, YouTube considered my videos inappropriate, so, I'm talking to some distributors and premium cable networks so these historical, titillating documents can get their proper due.

I want to fuck the old out of the Golden Girls.

This show is quite good
I like that "impersonating a gentleman" is a crime in England.

22 Across: Like slave shackles. Answer: Irony.

I assumed Darryl was fucking with Michael.

Wait, NellysGrammar, when you say, "this guy" do you mean yourself or the person above you?

It's secret code to his twitter slaves. I mean minions.