This pretty much answers your "Is Fassbender the robot?" query:

Well, considering that 90% of action movie trailers post-1986 have re-used the theme from ALIENS, I guess it's only fair.

I saw The Gorillaz on their first tour. Hands-down the worst concert I've ever seen. They played their set behind a goddamn projection screen the whole time, so we were watching a bunch of blurry shadows the entire show. For all I know, it could've been Nipsey Russell behind the screen. They never addressed the…

I prefer to remember Jim J. Bullock as the corner square from "Hollywood Squares." Coincidentally, I think he replaced Charles Nelson Reilly as the requisite "kooky flamboyant character actor" when Riley vacated his spot the show.

How is "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" not on this list? A film so terrible that it convinced Sean Connery quit acting? An adaptation so terrible that Moore went to court with Fox studios, igniting his seething disdain for movie adaptations of his books?

Look, I love me some String like everybody else, but I don't see him as Mandela. The guy is physically built like a fucking Greek God. Somebody more like Chiwetel Ejiofor (another Brit actor really good at making people think he's American.)

Since we're all reminiscing about fucked-up things we've seen: I wanted to read about The Black Dahlia case (this was around the time the DePalma movie came out.) So I looked it up on Wikipedia - on the page they had a crime photo of the actual body, which I was NOT expecting. Body, unclothed, cleanly sawed in half at…

Family Day originated in Alberta, as a means to encourage folks to "go home and read the bible with the family."

He looks astonishingly like Clint Howard in that first photo.

It's actually Brahbrah.

His stand-up album "Shut Up You Fucking Baby!" is one of the greatest things ever recorded. But ever since he started banging Russ Tamblyn's daughter, I've found his comedic output to be painfully unfunny. I'm probably in the minority here.

Tasha: another reason for Michael Cera's casting is that he has an almost identical background to Pilgrim: both grew up in a small Ontario town/municipality (Cera being from Burlington) eventually moving to Toronto. Cera is also about the same age as Pilgrim (23) and would likely be familiar with the local music scene…

I'm pretty jaded when it comes to horror movies, but the scene from The Descent where the creature pops up next to the group of girls for the first time made me shart myself.

"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?"
"EUUGH. I'll take the crab juice."

POPPYCOCK. Season 9 produced the brilliant "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson."

I was a huge fan of HOMICIDE: Life on the Street, but the episode that featured the "internet killer" Luke Ryland was the absolute worst. Even though it aired in 1999, the tech-jargon was laughably bad and terribly contrived. The side-story of Bayliss and his new-agey website blog was also cringe-inducing.

Jason and Linda started dating shortly after the show stopped airing - they were together for 5 years. Long before Sarah Marshall was even conceived, Jason would often joke about how he was "dumped because his ex was grossed-out by his naked fat body."

I was literally crying during the scene when Martin is squirming on Cindy Sanders's "farting chair". He should've gotten an Emmy for that.

Aside from obvious reasons (the show aired 12 years ago) I don't think Linda Cardellini would tolerate being in the same room as Jason Segal and the rest of the Apatow ilk, as Forgetting Sarah Marshal was 95% about her.

No hot models repping Baltimore?
But what about when Michael Michele joined Homicide!? Does she not count?? There is no pleasing Bealefeld.