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"This collection gathers together some of his finest work, and is comprised of some Miller Lite commercials; a TONIGHT SHOW appearance; and a whole lot more. Rodney enjoyed poking fun at his own failings, attracting fans with routines about his hapless relationships and bittersweet life experiences."

Oh, but now that Prince has chimed in, definitely over.

The internet has been over since 1993, when AOL invaded usenet. Many beardos saw the crest of the ascii mountain topple under the weight of chain letters and a disregards for the caps lock key.

I have sucked less dick and done less drugs than Dee Dee Ramone, so why do I feel like a failure comparatively? A lack of a rap album?

He's so far above the covers he's underneath the next layer of covers where the real crime is.

Sunshine Brule is my cousin, so what?

"When's this CancerFireAids thing going to stop? We're smart people, there has to be something funnier. One last thing, travel back in time and warn me about Meniere's disease, vertigo, fainting, tinnitus, angina, a stroke, and the whole Philip of Hesse thing. TTYL LOL"
- Martin Luther

"Sharts are the height of comedy. Portmanteaus and puns must be approved by me. Die of a painfully unfunny phrase that has managed to be even lamer than the "first" posts they mock. Cancer and AIDs!? I'm edgy as fuck. Being all angry and numerically rating posts on the internet."
-Sharts

DVR'd Ghost Fuckerer by the way.

Shit the Parents Television Council says.

Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.

Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?

Good luck, may your blinding rage guide you.

Steve McRib is the ugly American, this fall on Channel Two.

"Ohh, I'm lost in emotion…" *CHOP* "Telling you things you really shouldn't know.." *CHOP*

A pope, an emperor, and a king walk into a bar…then promptly discuss Buddhism.

I've heard he's "Very Funny."

Lou Pearlman's collision with pop music produced enough Aaron Carters to black out the sky.

from Gamespot:

"Let me show you my credentials." :points to wall of video games and manga: