MISSION CRITICAL Craft under attackMISSION CRITICAL craft shields downMISSION CRITICAL craft hull condition criticalMISSION CRITICAL craft … destroyed.

Carr and the Times can suck my dick. However shallow the Vice folks may be, they are moral titans compared to the Sulzberger Picayune. For example, noted piece of shit and Judy Miller pal Michael Gordon, currently attempting to put a happy face on the Iraq War.

This feature is fatuous because it takes shots at movies that have already been forgotten, and because it smugly assumes that if a movie is bad, the commentary must be too. Hello, an awful movie could have a director telling hilarious behind the scenes stories, and a good movie can have a boring director droning away.…

And he is still in the field fronting a backup band.

AC/DC hasn't been AC/DC since February 1980 or 1983, apparently, depending on how 'iconic' you find Bon Scott.

So Tobias almost sole complaint about the movie is that Willis's character is nigh indestructible? Excuse me milquetoast, the name of the series is "Die Hard", in case you missed it.  If I remember the original correctly, McClane's progression is not so much everyman to superman as demi-god to even bigger demi-god. As…

So I take it the serial killer mastermind(Carroll) is no longer allowed to communicate with the outside world? And his acolytes are still carrying out his master plan? I think the final twist of this season is going to be that ….. Kevin Williamson is the bastard son of Issac Asimov! (Joke based on shitty science…

Between the Batman shooting and today, it's a real shame Friday Buzzkills was retired. Eh, eh?

Between the Batman shooting and today, it's a real shame Friday Buzzkills was retired. Eh, eh?

I'm glad the article didn't bother mentioning modern power poop bands. Because whenever a critic talks about Fountains of Wayne or whoever, it will inevitably turn into whining along the lines of: "These guys write songs with HARMONIES that are about LIKING GIRLS! OMG! Why are they not the biggest thing on the planet…

I'm glad the article didn't bother mentioning modern power poop bands. Because whenever a critic talks about Fountains of Wayne or whoever, it will inevitably turn into whining along the lines of: "These guys write songs with HARMONIES that are about LIKING GIRLS! OMG! Why are they not the biggest thing on the planet…

To quote one rock critic(whoever wrote What Goes On for the shitty Washington D.C. alterna-weekly, can't be bothered to look his name up): "Grunge was just metal in a Misfits t-shirt".

To quote one rock critic(whoever wrote What Goes On for the shitty Washington D.C. alterna-weekly, can't be bothered to look his name up): "Grunge was just metal in a Misfits t-shirt".

This might be the one fiction writer whose non-fiction writing has killed any inclination I might have had to pay for one of his novels. He used to be a neoliberal echo chamber for New York Magazine, I guess Jon Chait fills that particular slot at that rag now. For a good laugh, read his "critique" of the Iraq War in…

This might be the one fiction writer whose non-fiction writing has killed any inclination I might have had to pay for one of his novels. He used to be a neoliberal echo chamber for New York Magazine, I guess Jon Chait fills that particular slot at that rag now. For a good laugh, read his "critique" of the Iraq War in…

Well I thought it kinda funny they wouldn't just make the barrel stay that length all the time, but you're right, that was a fairly dry answer, and I apologize.

Well I thought it kinda funny they wouldn't just make the barrel stay that length all the time, but you're right, that was a fairly dry answer, and I apologize.

It's for when you want your projectiles to be more stable than usual.

It's for when you want your projectiles to be more stable than usual.

Now that game related content has been spun off into "The Gamelogical Society", are games still going to make an occasional appearance in Inventory stories? If so, I'd like to nominate "Eyes on Me"(not the Tupac album!) from Final Fantasy VIII for this list. On what kind of terrible sci fi dystopia planet would that…